I Watched a Weird Amish Christmas Movie
A Christmas Romance Novel with an Amish Twist and a distinct like of chemistry between the main characters.
Also consider: Hammering: one of the most underrated holiday activities.
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@brucehorn7600
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
And the hammering is not even good hammering! You could not repair a fence or do any of the other things they are doing with silly little imprecise taps like that.
@DarkSnP
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
That kiss scene fucking threw me 😂
@yonatanhoresh2695
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
Chastising the movie for not having enough Chicago, while also not including a single MSW "Chicawgo" reference in your own video? For shame.
@GB-kv6dl
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
Yes, but let's give it up to the casting director for casting the sisters. I swear, they could be twins. If one wasnt wearing a bonnet, I'd get them mixed up.
@Rahshu
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
That was some of the fakest snow I have ever seen in a movie! Would it have been so hard for them to set it in Ohio or New York and film in winter? I miss the 1980s when winter actually looked right in movies because they often filmed in wintery places in winter!
@The_Wandering_Nerd
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
11:57 Wait a minute, is Sarah typing by lantern-light on an electric typewriter?
@SythoirC
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
6:13 What's your record for most consecutive questions asked?
@RehavamRezaTjokronegoro
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
Did not expect a random, out of nowhere, reference to Gabriel Knight.
@tcatlette4842
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
One thing about the Hallmark/Great American Family factory films that drives me crazy (aside from how they, as a genre, bolster White/Christian supremacy) is that the main character is never allowed to wear her hair up, even when realism requires it. Any restaurant/baking shop/kitchen scenes where the star still wears her hair long and flowing absolutely makes me cringe.
@anthonyhorn5914
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
8:06 I KNOW THAT FABLE REFERENCE
@mijajajaja
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
You should make that horrible pie exactly like she does in the beginning
@JRandaII
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
These are Mennonites not Amish. If you choose to leave your Amish community, you can’t come back. I know that it’s not your fault, it’s the fault of the writers, but you should have mentioned that. I find this film pretty offensive regarding the Amish religion.
@marcherwitch
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
i've watched way too many dating show recaps to not hear "i'm falling in love with you" as a nassive manipulation red flag…
@marcherwitch
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
Artist Illustrating Your Cookbook Wants To Taste Your Pie ASMR
@seewhaticcurious1
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
Why is there a crocheted afghan tacked to the wall??
More importantly, WHY THE HECK IS HER HAIR NOT PUT UP when she is working in the kitchen?? Get that nasty loose hair away from my pie!
@nathanharms3778
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
You rule
@daffers2345
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
It's so cute when people who know nothing about the Amish try to portray them.
They're wearing the wrong clothes, the women have incorrect head coverings, the men have moustaches, and they don't even look German!
These folks are Mennonite or MAYBE Brethren.
@paulkenny105
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
Your video put a smile on my face
@alexjewett7455
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
14:07 obviously, they can't kiss yet, because… the script didn't say "Simon says", or something.
@ShowdeQuetzal
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
I know my mom will love this movie
@drskelebone
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
This movie would make more sense if it were a murder mystery, and the crime is "who killed the pie baker?", and no one has a good alibi because, "but you hated how shit she made the pies!" works on everyone.
And like, they all learn that they all tried to kill the pie baker, but her pies really were shit, so everyone just declared it a "christmas miracle," and went on their way.
Actually, to steal from MBMBaM: TM TM TM TM TM. I can cram writing a 300 page Christmas Romanstery But Amish (I don't know anything that will make the Amish look good, but I can make it gay) into this year.
@Lunne89
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
…What would Amish care about movies, they can't watch them?
@emdeejay7432
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
If a robot looked like that I'd happily spend my life with him, no complaints.
@pastpatour
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
Some men can't grow a beard. How do the Amish deal with that!
@reptilerestaurant6168
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
I highly reccomend you check out Its Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder next year, if you want a hilarious cozy murder mystery for Christmas
@jas-magic
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
why does she have more chemistry with her sister than with the male lead
@izzycurer1260
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
Why aren't the beards right? This movie has one job, to be Amish. My eye can't even read it as Amish. It's so distracting.
@megatronjenkins2473
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
(feeds the almighty Algorithmo of DOOOOOM!!!!!)
@gumisora
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
I was very obsessed with Amish culture once, and this is not close to Amish.
They welcome the outsider so easy, they already had cookbooks being selled, the clothes, the "electricity" 😂 I can't!!
@ManNamedStacy
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
I too was cracking up at Father Russell Crowe 😂
@heathercontois4501
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
There have been better written love stories on Wattpad….this was…icky.
@samjiman
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
The card had some Pennsylvania "Dutch" (German) in it – that's how she guessed Amish
@1234cheerful
May 14, 2026 at 9:11 pm
3:33 That greeting in HUGE PRINT on the card was probably a clue; the Amish speak English but I believe there is also some German or Dutch used. 6:38 he seems to be trying to channel Robert Pattison.
Also Sarah is a cookbook editor not an interior decorator, so, no decorating skill needed in her office!