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Trump’s Billion Dollar Ballroom! No Trump Phone, Who Dis? | VODCAST

Have I Got News For You US | May 14, 2026



We discuss: Trump Phones and their highly anticipated drop date, the latest on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool cleanup, an update on The White House Ballroom’s budget, Trump’s newest gilded statue, RFK Jr. talks sperm count, and the latest on the Iran negotiations. All of this and more on this episode of #hignfye with Michael Ian Black and producers: Jodi Lennon & Jim Biederman.

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00:00 Intro
03:48 Pentagon Budget Increase
04:39 Trump Phone Scam?
08:43: $1B Ballroom from Taxpayers
15:47 Trump’s Reflecting Pool Cleanup
20:51 Trump’s Gilded Statue
23:50 Trump’s Didn’t Read Peace Proposal?
26:11 Trump on Drug Prices
27:52 USA Is “Under-Babied”?
30:09 RFK Jr. Talks Sperm Count?

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  1. @marywood2865

    May 14, 2026 at 6:20 am

    A lot of our "under babied" issue is that the people who actually want 2-4 children (which usually makes up for those who have zero) can't afford to have any children. The government that is pushing everyone having kids is at least 50% responsible for the decline in births! Frankly, in addition to the financial concerns, many women are afraid that if they get pregnant and something goes wrong that they won't get proper medical care leading to their death.

  2. @objection_your_honor

    May 14, 2026 at 6:20 am

    You may not be able to do anything to a sitting president thanks to the corrupt supreme court.
    However, if wait until he's out of office, then you can charge him with crimes to the brim.
    There will be no shortages in the types of crimes committed by this orange conman.

  3. @JacErinDaughtree

    May 14, 2026 at 6:20 am

    I wish MIB hadn't aged so well. I think it's nostalgia from my carefree days watching The State that has me overriding my mental health break from hearing about the diapered one.

  4. @marywood2865

    May 14, 2026 at 6:20 am

    Big shock…the "Trump phone" is another scam! It's just like how our military budget is likely mostly going into people's pockets, just like the Russian military budget over the last 30 years.

  5. @DA2allen

    May 14, 2026 at 6:20 am

    Tell me how do how did we get the (covid) virus on a ship when Trump was in office 2019 and now a new virus on a ship when Trump is in office. How does it happen again? Oh and no Health Care act

  6. @mannahfest7717

    May 14, 2026 at 6:20 am

    Trump….It's fine to get a manicure, get your hair done, and buy a new dress to go impress a hot guy during happy hour- but not when your kids are at home starving in your trailer with no heat and an eviction notice on the door.

  7. @LilMands

    May 14, 2026 at 6:20 am

    While I agree it's crazy that over 500,000 people put down the deposit, I think more so, it makes a very loud and very sad statement of the state of the US.

  8. @CH3NO2Semonious

    May 14, 2026 at 6:20 am

    A smaller population can mean both higher wages and lower costs of living for the working class, while also reducing the profit margins for large, expansion-dependent companies. The ultimate effect on the standard of living depends on how the society manages the transition.

  9. @David-h4v3f

    May 14, 2026 at 6:20 am

    Uh no, Moms are at work trying to make ends meet,
    a lack of children is a sign of a perverse economy.
    BTW,
    Japan does encourage immigration of a certain type,
    pretty much like all industrialized nations.

  10. @jhersk

    May 14, 2026 at 6:20 am

    It's not a crisis! Think bigger than the economy. Think about the planet. We have ruined it, and show no signs of remorse or change of direction. Therefor, the only salvation will be when there are less humans. BTW, I was alive when there were only 3 billion humans in the world. It was fine. in fact it was better.

  11. @grayhood2314

    May 14, 2026 at 6:20 am

    They worship Jesus Christ and NO ONE ELSE. Wrong on all counts, as always. No false idols anywhere. So, God has been removed from American Christianity. Nice to know. Another reason to avoid that country at all costs.

  12. @greggjocoy7459

    May 14, 2026 at 6:20 am

    No one tell Trump that the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro is 98 ft tall. He will be demanding 100 ft tall one at once. Maybe 110 just to be sure nobody makes a bigger one soon.

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