Hantavirus & the Fever That Followed

15:33 hey! Maybe he composts and he's gonna add it later! I do this when i take fruits and vegetables to snack on at work, anything left over, i put in the bowl or ziplock bag i have and then put it in my compost when i go home

The reason for all the air pockets was cuz those metals 'that lasted'…were melted…and hot.
So you tend to react & dentists didn't like that🔥

As a New Zealander I have never seen a fellow Kiwi eat the skin of a kiwifruit but I have seen an English woman do it & was grossed out.

I love you, Josh.
Keep sharing yourself ALL around, Josh…we, the world, need you & your unique 'cleanness' right now❤
Josh…we, the world, need you & your unique 'cleanness' right now❤❤
It took me a minute to learn your style, but your moral character intrigued me.
You're so weird. Also sweet & cute (your ears will grow…when you're 70, that same kid will say, "Dang, you must hear REALLY well" )
Your unique (fringe) perspective cracks me up, but your vocal inflections, facial expressions & brutal self awareness take it to a whole nother level.
Finally, your drawn out connecting pauses actually lead to the most disconnected subject matter imaginable in all of comedy.
I'm not a comedian, or anything. Nor do I know anything about the process, or anything, but…
When that eventually hit, the true comedic genius of Josh Johnson was revealed.
I'm gonna say this again, "Keep sharing yourself ALL around, Josh…we, the world, need you & your unique 'cleanness' right now❤❤"
Truly a breath of fresh air, even if you are petty😂
Love ya, Josh❤
ALOHA to my cousins in Shreveport🎉

Wait if u cut the weird part of u can eat the whole apple from the bottom up😂😂😂

Josh whispering "I had a dream" then me taking a huge bite of lamb korma when he finished the line "that you died". Folks I choked for minutes. Legit that line nearly made ME die

Springfield MA or Hartford CT

A wonderful explanation of EXACTLY why I will never go on a cruise.

I know a person that eats the whole apple. And yes he is nuts. He lost a lot of his brains in a motorcycle accident and survived. He told me I could save a lot of money eating the whole apple. I told him I have a compost bin and a garden and I'd be alright.

33:57 Love Josh even more now that I I know that he is a one-man epidemiology research station… tracking contacts and symptoms in the workplace.

I just ate an apple 🍏 im crying lol 🤣 I swear I ate it like a normal person though !!!!

Someone needs to make stick-figure animations of his skits. The kiwi one would be a funny short