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-00:00 Cold Open
-00:23 What’s up trends?!
-01:14 Looksmaxxing
https://www.instagram.com/p/DWYVoV9j-eH/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXIlruG1tWU
-09:24 Humping bed
https://www.instagram.com/p/DSffmqsiD30/
-12:52 Phone S*x Chewbacca
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibt2CqojBE4
-16:08 Inflatable horse pants
https://www.instagram.com/p/DU50nwgDcAK/
-22:15 Centrifugal birthing machine
https://www.instagram.com/p/DVlfY6sE_V5/
-23:50 Dark Web delivery
-28:38 Outro
@robertwright957
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
i was about bonesmaxx myself until rob told me not to
@h00liganismo1
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
To the tune of Peter Paul and Mary: If I had a hammer…-I’d hammer in the morning…I’d hammer in the evening… all the bones in my faaace
@fistymcbuttpuncher6419
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
I'm leery of any 'dudebro' looking content and am glad I gave them a chance. They seem non-chud, so that's good enough for me.
@baron7755
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
13:00 is that Rob's son?
@Eric-d9c3j
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
I could watch old chris gethard show clips all day. Early 2000s ucb at its best
@whimsicalhamster88
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
22:19 Rob is figuring stuff out about himself today.
@Jyynxx66
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
I’ve been PaulMaxxing my hairline for years! You’re welcome ladies
@dendroleon
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
man i miss the chris gethard show
@selalewis9189
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Clavicular sounds like the first stage of a rare disease.
@johnrobinson6112
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
One of the more disturbing Dark Web eps so far. Thank you!
@johnbennie5866
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Nice Earth Crisis shirt Carson! 90s flashback initiated
@AdamCooperWood
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
"How important is tooth retention to you?"
@bigfriendlybeachretard
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
This is my third time watching, and i JUST now realize that the thumbnail is supposed to be both Rob and Paul, and not Paul and some weirdo looksmaxxer. Daaaaaamn. Paul looks the same looksmaxxed? Does that mean he's a genuine adonis?? Sounds like a yes to me, hahahahaha
Also, seriously what the fuck effect was applied to Rob's face??
@jatredies
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
When you DON'T place the camera looking down on you, that's called camera-maxing.
@scottjohnston3098
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
this video is crashing my desktop computer. how did this get made?
@GarenInboden
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Molly is hilarious and adorable! ❤
@bajablastpapi
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
18:25 A chill ran down my spine when Paul said "kiddies."
@CryptoLosOne
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
The internt have made people really dumb. 01:23 This is serious.
@AdventuresofaGeek
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Didn't that looksmaxing kid just O.D. in a night club in Miami? 💀
@JamesMiller-ij7wv
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Clavicular and the ilk are just fucking with you. They don't take it seriously but use it seriously to find girls and make money for doing weird stuff. It's not real even for them. No one does this. It's very unreal. Please don't fall for this shit
@Pizzacatscigar
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
pretty good show to watch when you have been doing ketamine. 10/10. good job great work
@Tompeteux
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
SPH: Sad Penis Holster
@CRneu
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Wait, was this not an episode of Cash or Trash this entire time?
@MrMoney331
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Paul was looking good at the end. Must of been doing some Bone Maxing!
@ilikenothingtoo
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Name dropping the Commack Motor Inn
@MrMoney331
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
22:53 I did a thing!! That guy rules! I mean he is crazy as hell but rules
@dogweapon3748
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
I didn't expect to watch a couple of people learn what a Strategically Placed Hole was today. When can I draw Rob's fursona.
@scottjohnston3098
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
i'd rather smack my face with a fucking hammer than accept my fate.
@HappyCandyManClown
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
That mattress is unnecessary, the lady's bottom provides all that momentum that it bounces both parties like a spring in a firearm putting everything right back into position for another shot. Also the meth and steroids do maintain a lean physique, it's why skin heads are typically peak looks maxing. Unfortunately combined they lead to insanity and rage.
@yooobestcollectorever6158
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Make sure y'all like-maxx that like button!
@kid.forever
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
that thumbnail 💦💦l💦
@noneofyourbusiness4616
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
18:51 – maybe not the best time for Molly to exclaim "Yes, Rob, yes! Yes! Come on, Rob, YES!"
@inkno701
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
SPH was my nickname in high school
@noneofyourbusiness4616
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
I hope Rob gets back to picklemaxxing.
@alib6615
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Why is he so angry? Because he started doing this nonsense instead of going to therapy.
@sean-ew2qv
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Trendsphobic losers. Stop being jealous of real men.
@EphemeralPOV
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
9:49 Mormons are going to be all over that!
@KyleRarig
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Come on kids stop smashing your bones for internet clout! You need those!
@appalachianhigh
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
I'm obsessed with A Nightmare on Elm Street. Rob, you gotta tell us where you got that shirt.
I also yelled "Braxton" just seconds before Rob, while going through those stupid names. We've determined over the span of this show, that Rob is my mountain brother.
Also, that bed is for the mormons. Now, they don't need their friend to jump on the bed for them while they soak.
@MOEMMOH
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
14:57 john oliver hasn’t been funny since he left England.
@MOEMMOH
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
6:19 this guy is so god damn boring. Who finds this dude interesting?
@prolfinator
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
ohh paul, sweet summer child not knowing the broccoli heads looks maxing
@plumperday
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
16:28 heard the sound and thought y'all were making balloon animals again… i've a feeling we're not in YouTube Kids anymore…
@sterigma555
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
I laughed way too hard when Paul apologized to his sons for bringing them into the world.
@wackyduck3
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Youtube should bump this
@centour79
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
I'm Brandon, Rob. 1986. I'm not the garbage. I'm the begining.
@Kittana1498
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Love the earth crisis shirt
@TheMoist0ne
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Forgot to mention that he does GHB to counter the side effects of the meth he takes to keep lean. Dude's a dumbass.
@Adam_of_Holland
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
I like that I learn something every time I watch you guys.
What I don't like, is what I learn.
@nhdyz
May 11, 2026 at 9:48 am
Im gonna start PaulMaxxing & RobMaxxing all day