Guys Who Drink Milk
Can’t get enough of the stuff.
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@coeur314
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
i didn't even know this skit existed, i just typed "joel haver milk" and hoped something would show up
@somerandom7672
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I knew a kid whose favourite drink was milk, and he was also called Nathan.
@gryffindork-567
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
This is really accurate though 😅
@LukeDunn6667
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
😂 That's it?!
@barnabyandanthonysofficial1497
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
kin
@guspewe
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
This is truly one of Joel’s best works.
@beimaejorusd
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I don’t appreciate dis
@thegeth4293
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I credit my alarming consumption of milk with for never having a toothache in my life
@donharrington8950
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Yay
@hareeswafinazim9580
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
i like milk
@theperfectsidekick2945
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Hey! I love milk.. >:(
Sorry my mom's calling brb
@zaxthedestroyer675
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I know this guy who's like 6'3 and over 300lbs. He looks like the Doom Slayer and drinks a gallon of milk per day. He also adds powdered milk to his liquid milk so he can drink more milk per milk.
@1-eyed-bastard
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
oh, im sorry im not a soy boy like you
@empressredbird
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I feel attacked, but I don't know why 👑
@zombises
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I like your comics man, This is what entertain me. Funny. Hilarious. Hehe
@Crodily
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Shameless slanderous attack on milk drinkers
@EveloGrave
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Milk just tastes really good.
@sriharshacv7760
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I drink (cow's / water buffalo's) milk all the time. What is the big deal about it?
@parkourbee2
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
@Homelander
@theodorelaval1133
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I love how this very simple video – – in which no one utters the word "milk" or says anything about milk – – provoked the flaming anger of people who do not drink milk for whatever reason. It's ok to not drink milk. Nobody cares. What are you people going to do when something challenging (for real) happens to you? 😂 Best of luck to you!
@silkroad1201
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
One of my buddies drank so much milk he developed an intolerance to lactose
@Nathlaaar
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Ily so much Joel
@spacecorgi3074
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I don't know why but I keep coming back to this video. I can't help it.
@Eh6007ty5
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Looking at the comments, didn’t know milk war was this huge
@IANFLEGAS
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
guys, youre clearly overlooking the best part of this video….the hat and wig combo
@statueteethtv
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Homelanda
@Whaddif_
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I thought the title said “Guys who drink milk Die”
@drsoper
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
good god the comedic gold overflowith
@nater6054
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I actually just poured a tall glass of milk and am ashamed.
@DanioniCampiel
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I felt attacked, I am mad, gave it a like 😠
@væder_volk_veter
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I drink milk. It's my favorite. Want to bond with me over milk?
@stevenking4617
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
This was one of those where I watch it, thinking, "what is this," and when it ends, I think, "what was that," and then after a beat or two I finally laugh so hard milk comes out my nose.
@andrewhilbert4790
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
i carry a gallon of milk with me almost everywhere…hot springs, exotic dances, shushi bars, on stage… it started a few months ago.. my life has improved in all aspects. im physically stronger,im in better mental shape,and people give me all kinds of weird looks and laugh at me. life is awesome with milk
@chain-wallet
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
This is all very lactose intolerant.
@Veinnie-the-Pooh
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Protein tastes better with milk
@spatrk6634
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
i like milk.
im not lactose intolerant so i can get away with any amount of dairy.
i feel sorry for people who cant enjoy tit juices
@thegoldenboah3343
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Hollander crying in the corner
@ellmango
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
yes, accurate
@vertyisprobablydead
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
I love milk but beer is several magnitudes better. But I don't drink beer with food. See, everything has a time and a place.
@TheShalestorm
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Yeah people that do this pronounce it MALK too.
@jonahharris8789
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Stop breastfeeding from cows 🤮
@ultralightcam6963
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Milk does not give you strong bones guys it gives you arthritis, and if it did give you strong bones so many ppl wouldn’t have these bone problems
@shennyboi110
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
The choke at the end killed me 😂
@pinecone189
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Something about the gulp sent me
@syn4441
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
🤣
@klitzy
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Hmm 🤔
@MartinTheLooterKing
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
They'll have to grab the milk bottle from my cold, dead hands if they want to stop me from drinking milk.
@leobrown545
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
all you weak bone people are laughing
@Nekuzir
April 1, 2026 at 8:46 pm
Perfect Malcolm McDowell 👌
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