HE’S FOLLOWING YOU! — DONG!
*** LINKS ***
club create: http://www.clubcreate.com/about/index.html
Lytro: http://www.lytro.com/
cursor chase: http://stuffucanuse.com/online_game/man-chases-cursor/man-chases-cursor.html
Self Control Freak: http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/
How old you are in other planet’s years and days: http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/age/
Reimagine: The Game: http://www.flonga.com/play/reimagine-the-game.htm
One Chance: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/555181
Dear Photograph: http://dearphotograph.com/
REBUILD: http://www.kongregate.com/games/sarahnorthway/rebuild
Your Fonts: http://www.yourfonts.com/
@jaxsongreenwell9777
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
If you're here, hello!
@xXNoamsChannelXx
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Crazy looking back at this now we get Michael’s goofy shorts
@marza934
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
anyone notice how Michael's birthday on Jupiter is coming up soon?
@burnthem1312
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
My how the turns have tabled
@EatAnOctorok
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Wow, Vsauce really relid on annotations back in the day – the aforementioned episode of Mind Blow isn't even in the description.
@AlanStryman
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
This is LWIAY before pews even become pews
@mattmanlol2208
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Insert cheap 2020 joke
@matthewreese7710
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
2:26 now: Micheal: your body is a body suit for a spider.
Me: sorry Kevin Micheal is the only one blowing my mind.
@dwaynebow
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Was this the first video with "Hey Vsauce, Michael Here" if not then what was
@blueandyellow7884
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
golden age of the internet
@brandonmathis1892
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
What the fweak when did DONG go away and come back
@attackoramic8361
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Welp.
@Magnus_Deus
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Ey, kid! OFF MY MOUSE!
@alexr1827
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
does any one know wich dong it was where he says there's a game and ur like a pixel guy and u tap to collect money
@wormslop
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Dong
@daraghcollins6568
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Ha. Dong.
@grizzledwarveteran2321
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Where did he get the sauce machine
@lookpuke3522
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
E X P A N D D O N G
@thatdude359
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Guys the handwriting one is for the people who have a written assessment but would very rather wish to type it
@champyheteromer9946
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
this is where v2 began
@krispy_dolphin
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Hey cheese sauce, Michael here
@metaphysicalgb7968
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Yeah Michael. I want more DONG.
@Goombjf
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Oh my god, it's my Martian birthday today. I'm 8 Martian years old! Every say Happy Martian Birthday!
@apple_cat
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here, and of you need more dong, don't worry
@pinecone9619
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
1:23 look at this photograph
@Ze_eT
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
"If you need more DONG"
@Froglover38
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
thanks for bringing me more dong 😉
@kreezqow4769
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
whos is watching inn 2017
@nikohatbot
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
this is the video where vsauce separated and spread across the internet
@nikohatbot
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Shia LaBeouf.
He's following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.
Shia LaBeouf.
You're looking for your car,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From Shia LaBeouf.)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's Shia LaBeouf.)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Living in the woods,
(Shia LaBeouf.)
Killing for sport,
(Shia LaBeouf.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeouf.
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf.
Sharpening an ax,
(Shia LaBeouf.)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(Shia LaBeouf.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf,
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf.
You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten Shia LaBeouf
Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
@benjaminbrady2385
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
Oh yeah' give me your dong Michael!
@theofficialdeathmark2202
March 13, 2026 at 9:42 am
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