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The real danger of Halloween Candy…

Big Tugg | March 12, 2026



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Please check your kids’ halloween candy there could be some mass hysteria hidden inside.

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Edited by the great @Ganwho
Co-written by Jimmy Pitts

Written by Big Tugg

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  1. @SillyStarCat

    March 12, 2026 at 7:06 pm

    i can actually confirm this study's title. ive had mostly unlimited access to candy as a kid and now as a teen id usually eat a cucumber or some carrot sticks over candy. maybe once in a while i eat some but generally i just dont eat candy. i actually have 6 chocolate bars stashed away from birthdays and christmases 12:06

  2. @Biffting93

    March 12, 2026 at 7:06 pm

    I remember the drugs in candy warnings, they’ve been going since the beginning of time and all i can always think is who the hell has got the money to be giving drugs out for free ? Drugs are expensive man

  3. @Glockanelli

    March 12, 2026 at 7:06 pm

    Fun fact candy corn is just dyed and shaped caramel each brand uses a lot of different ingredients, most is synthetic nonsense but if you can find real candy corn you will understand the obsession but again most does taste awful so I gotta agree with the F as a die hard candy corn fan I could eat a whole bag

  4. @Cheesy_rat

    March 12, 2026 at 7:06 pm

    Candy corn is mid but in a good way. Like it's not something that you absolutely love the taste of but I'll still have some around Halloween every year

  5. @LiquidFireOrWhatever

    March 12, 2026 at 7:06 pm

    Really funny, this year my wife and I did not expect any trick-or-treaters. So I was sitting on the couch playing my switch and she was wearing a lingerie Bat-Girl costume when our neighbors kids knocked on the door and I had been doing a little bit of drinking so I didn’t even think to tell my wife to go hide before I swung the door open.

  6. @DukeTheRebel

    March 12, 2026 at 7:06 pm

    The only time kids actually died because of tainted candy was exactly one fucking time and it was when a dad murdered his children because he was fucking insane

  7. @JeremyFinch42

    March 12, 2026 at 7:06 pm

    Can we just acknowledge that you are more likely to suffer internal hemorrhaging from swallowing a dislodged tooth off a Jolly Rancher than you are ever likely to meet the man with the patience and psychosis to hide razor blades in candy. That's what Big Candy and Dental don't care to let you know.

  8. @JamesHuggett_

    March 12, 2026 at 7:06 pm

    I loved the Reese's cup solely for the trading value. I didn't really like peanut butter when i was young. But the ability to trade 1 cup for 2 Snickers or Twix I was all for.

  9. @1loserinthemaking490

    March 12, 2026 at 7:06 pm

    22:34
    Idk if anyone will see this,
    But do y'all remember or did your elementary school give out reflective Halloween safety stickers.

    They are these yellowish neon rectangle stickers with small designs or smth. You're supposed to put them on so cars would have a better time seeing you

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