We’re Stuck In A Disaster Scenario – Matteo Lane & Nick Smith – I Never Liked You 86
We put ourselves in some wild hypothetical situations to see what we’d actually do. Zombie apocalypse? Cast on Naked & Afraid? Stuck in an elevator? From vicious geese to medieval times, nothing is off-limits.
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00:57 Zombie Apocalypse
06:00 Cast On Naked & Afraid
08:33 Stuck In An Elevator
14:53 If We Were A Substitute Teacher For A Day
16:35 You Are Being Followed By A Vicious Goose
21:49 Sent Back To Medieval Times
@CSPPPACK
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
You guys should do your own take on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and commentate on bad movies.
@CSPPPACK
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
“My heart will go on, not mine.” 😂😂😂
@paige.617
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Can a goose kill ya? 😬
@PoppyCox22
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Your thumbnail is spelled wrong.
@rachelgrubman4606
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
22:54 Matteo that would still get you burned at the stake for blasphemy 😭
@Morningdovecamp
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
😂🤣👍👍
@majbrat
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
LMAOO You Limped the mile
@juliarosewalker531
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Who else came here from the typo in the thumbnail? 😂
@Dumogu2031
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Anyone noticed that disaster is spelled Diaster in the thumbnail Haha
@_Banjo_
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Matteo crawling to Chris for approval when Nick was perfectly reasonable
@AurorasJournals
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
I had a friggin goose chase me to my car and then chase my car 😂😂
@claudiamcgonagle7834
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
This could easily be the best episode I’ve ever seen from you guys! 🫶🏻 IM OBSESSED WITH NICK 🤣
@MrsBear13
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
We need a satire movie of Nick being in a zombie apocalypse going to get chipotle going to the grocery store and like the zombie apocalypse is happening around him, but not to him and Nick just comment. I don’t know why people find this so hard. It’s so easy. This is what you do.
@Matt-Trashbag
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Goose is easy, you grab the neck close to the head and hold the wings with the other hand, like any other fowl. They’re very sweet creatures if you raise them from egg
@Ellenmd
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
I would pass out, too.
@Ellenmd
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
It's so true.
@Ellenmd
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Definitely watch a zombie movie, please.
@FlowerChyld143
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Oh PLEASE Discovery pur Nick & Matteo on Naked and Afraid!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@ItsJustMeEmilyyy
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
❤❤❤❤❤
@michaelcarter7272
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
😂😂😂
@aaronwayne362
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
✋ Substitute teacher who teaches 4th grade. Really! Nick would implode.They’d chew him up and spit him out. Sorry, Nick!
@MiniBEA5T
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Just watched this episode, and I have just realised that Nick is Melman the Giraffe from the film Madagascar
@Sebastiaan_nld
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
the body can go without food for 40 to 48 days and make sure you drink at least once every 12 hours, but nick has a point, at some point you need to go out and either hunt or look for food.
@neneninetails5803
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Nick’s mom is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@wolfflame77
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Can we appreciate how real Nick is? As someone who is horrible at reading people, Nick’s brutal honesty is so refreshing.
@TheDiscoDevil
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
4:40 this is already one of the best zombie movies ever. First 20 minutes is just Matteo trying to convince Nick what a zombie is and does
@SamanthaLauraGarofalo
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
How hard nick is fighting Matteo about having food and eating is the most immigrant Italian thing I’ve seen on this podcast thus far. Everything else seemed pretty American Italian to me….. I need to watch an Italian apocalypse movie. I gotta see how they would do it back in The old country
@SamanthaLauraGarofalo
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Nicks reaction to a zombie apocalypse is so Italian. This would be the reaction of my mother, nonnas and ALL my Zia’s
@markstevens9660
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Nick wouldn’t …..🤷♂️
@jeannedestiny1173
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Nick would survive the zombie apocalypse because the zombies would assume he's one of them
@studiovivazofficial
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
its not a hate comment but for some reason the ads on your videos feel more annoying than ads on other videos.😊
@Katelyn.Eby1215
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Nick's Knell, 😂😂😂😂 I'm done. 😂😂
@melissa8580
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
12:55 Nick won’t know anything because two minutes after the elevator got stuck someone would KNOCK him out and the next thing he would know is he was outside on a stretcher being given oxygen and fluids.
@felishacooper7634
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Has anyone else noticed that thumbnail says "Diaster Scenarios" lol instead of DISaster? look I just noticed and now my brain os itching to fix it LOL Love you both! I wish yall did 2 a week of the show 🙂
@ShilohxSimmer
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
I gotta agree with Nick on the elevator situation, especially those glass window ones💀
@hhunstad2011
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Death by goose 🪿
😂😂😂😂😂
@HannahMDixon
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
In any disaster:
1. Turn off the gas
2. Fill every bathtub with water.
3. Gather any available food, first aid, and weapons.
4. Form tactical plan from there
@Bloborus
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Why don't you have that checkmark next to your name? Get that money fam.
@ameliacorin7383
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
It's a really interesting and surreal experience watching Matteo and Nick banter and battle with each other. It's funny and also uncomfortable to watch. Why? Because the dynamic between them is the age old battle of the empath vs narcissist which is prevalent in this world in so many spheres of life. And Nick, it really helps to find seasoned wood to start a fire!! Unseasoned (green) wood smokes heavily! 😅
@spencesational22
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
Nick thinks he’ll have time to make a quick chipotle bowl in the middle of a literal apocalypse 😭😭😹😹😭😭
@kristencarlbon4561
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 pm
I was stuck in an apartment there back in the 70s with someone who spoke zero English just me and her it definitely scary
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