Giving YOU Advice – Matteo Lane & Nick Smith – I Never Liked You 88
This week we’re handing out advice to our listeners. From life questions to messy situations, we tried our best… but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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00:00 Intro
00:36 How Do I Find Love
01:52 How Do I Deal With Crazy Italian Mother-In-Law
03:14 My Friends Keep Cancelling Because They Are Hungover
04:07 I Love To Be Around Other People But They Piss Me Off
06:23 I Always Date Hot Jerks
07:12 How Do I Get My Mother-In-Law To Stop Posting Unflattering Photos Of Me
08:13 I’m Not Gonna See The Wicked Movie
09:38 My BF Wants A Cat, I Don’t
10:28 Exploring My Sexuality
12:02 How To Get People To Stop Talking About AI
13:58 Stressing About College
14:48 Eating Kiwi With Skin On?
15:38 How To Tell Someone They Are Not Good At Their Job
20:42 My Crush Is Outdoorsy And I Am Not
21:38 How Can I Stop Being Such A Sexy Ass
@jamie094life16
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
Me and Nick are both born in 91 so I can confirm we are both 29…..anybody that says other is committing a hate crime 😂
@priscillacasas4127
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
Veronica is not wrong.
@Ezzaroonie
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
To the person who hates cats – let him get one. You probably won't hate them for much longer. Cats get a bad name and you shouldn't knock it till you try it
@AuroraMeansDawn27
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
The Gay Odd Couple! Netflix get on it.
@demoncreed7890
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
Nick sounds like a charecter from big mouth
@alpha2legs
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
3:35 So, as a recovering addict, something I learned in rehab: there is nothing inherently wrong with having a glass of wine with dinner every night (my grandfather does this). BUT, if you are watching the clock for that glass of wine, and/or you aren’t ok with missing that glass of wine, then you probably have an alcohol problem. You may not be a full blown alcoholic, but you do have a problem. If you are neither here nor there on whether or not you have that glass, then no worries.
@RachelAnastasiaFurman
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
so , the one glass of wine a day , assumes that the person has a life style that allows for a enjoyable glass a day … which are for the most part people who also have an access to healthcare and healthy lifestyle- food , gym etc … the study was done on those people … so what allowed them to remain healthy was not the glass of wine but rather their overall lifestyle, with any research you must see who is are the people who are being examined and other factors in their lives
@fashionworkstudio4810
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
I want to know what Donny looks like? I believe / heard that he is sexy.
@marsirock66
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
"You're all screaming at me but im the one that pissed you off?" Top teir nick energy right there I honestly love this man and his confidence as he is pulling the reverse uno!!! But just gets owned by Metao with the "guess who lost"😂❤
@kimrh55
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
I love Veronika. I swear Nick is Squidward lol
@STARWARSFISHWARS
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
Matteo u shouldnt get botox it freezes ur expressions
@lacyfortman9875
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
"juicy dumper" is just.. not right. 🥴
@86baybay
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
I actually love this show.
@Rossberg0924
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
Nick is my spirit animal!!! We love the same things!! Thank you bitch!
@Rossberg0924
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
I think being hot in your 40’s is about your personality.. to nicks point. But also, skincare that you should have been doing for at least 20. And also, if you didn’t. Go get that Botox and filler appointment!! No shame in that game. Unless you look like a cat, in which case. Stop.
@aydeesoto8425
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
20:37 omg literally same. Got new cel 💃💃💃🤣🤣 new tone. Galaxy 4life 😂
@marugamas4853
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
Nick getting scared when the door opens 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sunnyjohansen1958
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
The skin of kiwi is nutrient dense. I eat it for the nutritional benefits! ✌️😊
@BostonMarcus
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
I love Nick. He has made me look at feminine gay dudes completely differently. The way he embraces his gayness and blouses shows extremely good self-esteem, and an "I dont give af attitude." 👍👍
@RhiaDance75
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
That bit about the AI & screaming in response thing… When people ask what's that about, tell them your Tourette's is kicking in. Tell them you thought you had a handle on it, but it's just wishful thinking. 🤣🤣😎 (I have it so that's why I thought of it 😉 )
@annacobb1140
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
Eat that kiwi with the skin. Good fiber
@OhBenE2
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
So, I followed Nick’s advice— now I’m unemployed, my husband kicked me out, and I was arrested for arson.
@adamybarra3518
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
Why does Mateo also look like he just smoked a J?
@mattie_cakes
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
15:18 I love kiwi skin 😅
@francesmorales4094
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
Nicks been 29 for 17 years he can’t even remember his real age lol😂
@Individualthatisabsorbant
February 27, 2026 at 8:20 am
The first question is from Reizen ASMR. 🤣
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