Woman Tries Tinder in Real Life and Chooses No One (with Mika S-F)
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00:00 Online Dating vs Real Life Dating
00:55 30 vs 1: Dating App in Real Life
10:12 What Did We Learn?
10:56 HIVEMIND DETROIT SHOW
tags: #jubilee #cringe
today mika s-f and i are looking at 30 vs 1: dating app in real life by jubilee and man, it’s pretty cringe wowowow cringe wowowowo who cares. who cares. it’s fine. cringe is not a crime, i’m not even mad. whatever. anyway the jubilee video has like a lot of padding for time, awkward pauses on purpose, and it’s just overall a weird vibe in this dating app in real life show.

@Map_of_Your_Head
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
idunno how yall messed up the 30 minutes for all 6 thing and kept running with it… yall thought they spent 3 hours doing one on ones…
@Map_of_Your_Head
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
how in the world is liking the office a red flag. its the most baseline tv show of the 2000's
@ItsAJETT
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
The lack of Melanin from Jubliy has never sat right with me.
@Flowers4J
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
Two years later and Jubilee still manages to baffle and cause discomfort amoung the masses.
@Dont-put-rice-in-a-toaster
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
Nobody asked, but here r my top three movies: 1. 10 things I hate about you 2. Coraline 3. Perks of being a wallflower (I don’t know who I’m speed dating right now. I hope it’s gabi and not some random random guy. 😔✊💔)
@heelercs
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
OMG NO JOKE, you said top three movies, and I was thinking, “Austin Powers: Goldmember is on mine, I wonder if I’d get flamed.” AND THEN YOU SAID THE SAME GABI 😭 loved it, made me feel validated
@BigTunaHalpert
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
Taylor Swift fans are red flags… BURNING RED (RE-E-E-ED, RE-E-E-ED)
@ZaynneThaWook
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
5:32 and California has an Ontario
@ResidentialYenta
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
This doesnt make sense. You dont swipe right or left just based on looks.
@Leahorse-fire
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
My Ohio peeps👇
@Daisy24221
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
Ok this is probably not supposed to be the weirdest thing on this video, but I find it super weird why all the guys are wearing socks, but the girl isn’t, like did she not want to wear the socks, or did they ask her not to wear socks lol.
@your_mas_boyfriend
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
I'd love to turn up to this after a month of not showering, not grooming the beard and drinking constantly during that period and keeping on the same socks that I had been wearing since the beginning of that month. Then if swiped right (because of course) tell her my favourite film was Eraserhead and that I only ever watch that, several times a week.
@your_mas_boyfriend
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
As ridiculous as this is, the fact that none of these people get paid is one of the worst aspects. The company makes a sh*t load of money whilst these people make nothing. Marx's theory of value in action. Unpaid work is never OKAY, unless you're helping a friend put up shelves or something.
Also spot on analysis regarding Wolf of Wall Street being like a motivational film for cryptobros. I can't watch it due to that association and didn't really enjoy it anyway because Scorcese seems to have trouble with showing the downfall of the character, based on their own story. Its still fckin Leo and he still comes across as awesome even when he has finally fallen into disgrace (Scorcese injecting his Catholicism into his films, almost as a formula). He tries to show a downward spiral with his subject matter but it never works because he uses these A-list actors who are so much better looking and charismatic than the people they are portraying. Jordan Belford was a yuppy dweeb, Henry Hill (Goodfellas for those who didn't get who I was referencing) was a snivelling rat but casting each respectively with good looking actors and giving them cool soundtracks just didn't help with the intended message of: this is bad, don't do it or you'll end up like Ray Liotta in his prime entering the witness protection program and complaining about the food, even though he still looked super handsome, giving that handsome smirk at the end.
Same with Fight Club which I liked as an adolescent although didn't really get it. I just liked fighting. But now it is the ultimate "sigma/alpha/kappa/lambda" go to film for incels and manosphere types. Same as American Psycho which is a parody of yuppie culture and everything that was wrong with it: toxic masculinity/masculine insecurity, identity crisis, shallowness, general insecurity and ultimately delusions of grandeur and potentially psychosis (or just fantasy – it isn't clear and is intentionally ambiguous). I wonder how many of these sigma douches who put lame generic quotes like "be a wolf, not a sheep" with the shot of Patrick Bateman walking and looking angry have actually seen the whole film?
And Inception! The only thing that confused me about it was how much everybody seemed to love it (or pretended to).
And Goldmember will never not be hilarious. I'd rather watch that than Wolf of Wall Street any day.
@Shoebillmarket
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
6:39 those are basic asf red flags wow
@Shoebillmarket
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
Im from ohio and i dont even know what ohio is known for
@tradrudeboy
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
It seems like this approach just did the same thing as using the apps, but took way longer and loaded all teh frustration and anxiety into a single day. It's got to be worse, than just using the apps, right?
@lunalovegoat
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
liking the office is a red flag? is that more of a meme, or is there more to it?
<3
@sgtmajor5700
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
This could not have been done the other way. The guy would have swiped right everytime.
@emilygrasso273
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
I legit gasped so loudly when you said Castle in the Sky bc it's my favorite movie ever and so many people I know have never even seen it let alone like it anywhere near as much as I do
@She_Gave_Me_Quite_a_Show-_-
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
7:59 LMAO
@resonancetides7196
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
Relationships are pointless cringe. I'd rather rent a prostitute.
@liaploumbis7882
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
Umbreon Location: middle row on the shelf behind Gabi on the right. In front of something that looks like an old clock
@opetelkaaluemaan
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
such a diverse cast of characters. gag…
@mir-miru
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
HOW DARE THEE SAY MY FRIEND WHO LIKES THE OFFICE IS A RED FLAG WHEN IM THE RED FLAG OF THE RELATIONSHIP 😨😨/J
@Moviebro
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
Dating sucks. Forever alone.
@platinumraven118
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
that beginning section suggets she doesn't read tinder bios and only goes off of pictures which is shallow as fuck and I hope is a product of the producers primarily.
@foxbuns
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
yall were in Detroit and i missed it? 😔
@sfritz4358
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
There's a Paris, Idaho
@thesexiestragno
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
literally ive never felt more called out than when the red flag list came out-
the office, friends, and taylor swift basically made up my personality from 2011-2016 and that definitely had an impact 😭
@JoshPhoenix11
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
They would likely be standing that close so they both fit in the same frame of mid shot.
The same thing happens in film and tv for over the shoulder shots. On the screen it looks right but if you're looking at the whole thing from further back it looks unnaturally close.
And Taylor Swift fans and/or Swifties are the biggest red flag you can get…
@gegarcia
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
chalk berry 😭
@OpticBlast-yk5hf
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
I fall under all of her friend’s red flags. 😂
@samueljhagrid
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
when gabby said “shrek 2” she really touched my full soul
@herrmankarna2297
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
It said she got 30 minutes to date her 6 matches. Nothing about it being 30 minutes each. So unless they worded it wrong that means she got 5 minutes per match
@robertafilippo99
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
I have all 3 red flags hahaha liking The Office, Friends AND Taylor Swift…
@8BitDeadlift
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
She literally met the same guy 6 times, he just downloaded a different skin each time.
@vegeta6169
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
My 3 favorite movies are 2001:a space odyssey, enter the dragon, howls moving castle but there are so many more I love
@guinevere1165
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
I love your videos
@Drewsta
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
Nah nah, liking The Office isn’t a red flag, having your personality be liking The Office is a red flag
@MI3am
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
I'd date Mika 🤷
@matthewtaylorover9000
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
If it wasn't for online dating i would never meet anyone new lolz
@atomicewok8499
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
I was in a Jubilee video back in August. They told me I wouldn’t get paid but when I got there they paid everyone $50. Guess it depends on the producer or something🤷🏻♂️
@Shimo_Street
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
mika is so cool!
@FL0ra_favvn
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
5:22
Arizona also has a Miami
@Sunflower.Brains
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
Do you know HOW BAD I wanna go on one of those Jubilee dating shows just to be the creepiest mf ever. I will stare directly into the other person's eyes, talk about my undying love for the Human Centipede franchise and how peanut butter cake is the best thing someone could ever eat.
@InvaderTim2
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
9:00 They should bring out the guys she said no to earlier and see how well they connect. I bet she said no to her "soulmate" at the start.
@jungcooks5115
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
This woman isn't even a six on my beauty scale. I would slap her all the way to the left.
@pgaspiano
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 pm
L doesn't know who Al Green is.
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