Jennifer Lopez Answers 73 Questions and I Have Thoughts
Jennifer Lopez sits down for Vogue’s famous 73 Questions, and Matteo has… a lot of thoughts. From her iconic answers to her completely spotless house, Matteo reacts to every moment of JLo being JLo — glamorous, unbothered, and occasionally unintentionally hilarious.
In this video, Matteo breaks down JLo’s Vogue 73 Questions interview, shares his unfiltered commentary, and tries (unsuccessfully) not to get distracted by the marble kitchen.
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@arianahoule7223
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
Which shirt irritates me more…Matteo's or J. Lo's? It's a tie. Both are insulting.
@sexstuffwithdrspooner
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
She has zero awareness of how boring and unrelatable she is 😂
@michelerobinson4815
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
Your comments about Ben Affleck smoking are hilarious! It's true; he's so stressful and always seems on the edge, yet somehow its so funny when you say it!😂
@mirensummers7633
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
These answers are th definition of give them nothing girl
@iristhomsen5987
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
why have money and such an ugly ass backyard…😮😮😮
@iristhomsen5987
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
omg, nick doesn‘t even have to audition….😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Cherrysmith2809
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
JLo’s legacy is she was a good actress and a diva.
@kmaronow
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
I went to the movies by myself one time to watch the movie 7 pounds with Will Smith in it. Great idea.
@kmaronow
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
I rise with the sun and dwindle when it’s dark. Winter is not my friend. I now believe I was a peasant farmer in a previous life. A medium long ago told me I had an ancestor of this description “watching” over me. It all makes sense now 😂
@kmaronow
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
Why do we have to follow her around her house? Like we aren’t even good ENOUGH to walk next to her. Like B. Slow down.
@kmaronow
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
Gigli. A painful movie to watch. There’s her “Italian” accent. And when Bennifer was born. And they had the worst chemistry that movie 🙄
@kmaronow
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
Her family was probably like “Again?” Everytime she opened her mouth to sing.
@kmaronow
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
Cosmic Brownies.
@kmaronow
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
West Chester, Pa. Doppelgänger City.
Also. She be drinking milk….but what kind?
@kmaronow
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
Dude. You’re killing me 😂
@HawkGirl0561
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
I swear on everything that right before you asked “is she boring, or am I bored?” I yawned.
@greyveils
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
Please review 73 questions with Ann Nuclear Winter
@deeparao-tw2oe
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
When I lived in Philly boarshead Sammys were everythinggggggg. Those sprouts. Yum
@deeparao-tw2oe
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
U look like you’re in ur mid 40s. JLo looks old
@deeparao-tw2oe
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
Mid 40s?!! What?!! She’s pushing 60 love. Nobody in their mid 40s looks that old 🙄
@dogbsas
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
As an Hispanic person I HATE HER. She is only nice for the cameras, and sometimes…. She is a bitter woman. We saw her with her security guards on the streets ALWAYS ALWAYS angry, always thinking that she is above the whole humanity. I hate when she seated on her hundred millions dollars tells you to vote for socialism. When she says "Mi gente latino" and she can't even say those 3 words in proper Spanish. (It's gente latinA, latinO it's like….wtf is she a robot? that's not proper Spanish) but she use it the same trying to fakely connect with us. I just don't like her at all.
@jamiecarmack8846
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
The way I show everyone that Liza video lmao
@christinenance7864
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
She is boring.
@darrens3
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
Aunt Cindy was utterly hilarious 😂
@1995ENG
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
6:06 killed me 🤣
@knitmybit
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
I saw Aretha Franklin and she was over 2 and half hours late to perform, w no opener. She came out and said she was napping. Then proceeded to sing everyone else's songs, none of her own.
That was twenty years ago and just recently I could listen to her again. She was my favorite, I was so disappointed in the lack of care. Thank you for making me laugh Mattao!!
@23.27
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
I’m ctfu😭 you really on ass
@Urbanforager
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
She’s giving quick roeshack test answers
@Urbanforager
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
That shirt is awful
@lenwelch2195
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
She’s all about her brand to cover up the fact that she can barely act, barely hold a note, and her big butt. She’s made it because she perjured herself on the stand for Diddy ( testifying the Diddy didn’t have a gun that fired into a bar attendee’s face. For that Diddy gave her a career- with back ground singers making up the most memorable parts of her hits. Live concerts are a bust- lip synching hardest portions of her songs. Affleck marriages kept her in the news. All dollars and No sense. Fabricated career.
@beefmccat2737
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 am
I've never ever seen 73 Questions before and i'm BAFFLED at the format they chose. It feels like they're trying to re-invent interviews and make it more chill and relaxed, but as an interview format it just seems so… wrong. I'd rather a sit down chat with 10 well-discussed questions than 73 questions of "Do you like X, or Y" "What is your favourite Z". And the weirdly rehearsed walking around and responses just feels so awkward and stiff.
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