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JD Vance, Stephen Miller & MTG: Updates On Their Sh*tty Lives

Hysteria | January 24, 2026



In our 31st episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin and Alyssa update us on what some of the worst f*cking guys have been up to in 2025. From Elon Musk, JD Vance, Stephen Miller, Marjorie Taylor Greene and more, find out who they think reigns as the worst f*cking guy of 2025!

Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qRq9_vgED_H7Jvg3p_qRcaHCtaz5BLm1ClxxFpQ1Dl0/edit?usp=sharing

CHAPTERS:
00:00 – Intro
01:13 – Elon Musk
07:40 – Mark Zuckerberg
12:18 – Peter Thiel
14:19 – JD Vance
20:34 – Stephen Miller
22:54 – Mike Johnson
26:36 – Marjorie Taylor Greene
27:29 – Kristi Noem
30:03 – Pete Hegseth
32:51 – Kash Patel
35:40 – Ken Paxton
38:28 – Jeff Bezos
39:40 – Jerry Falwell, Phyllis Schlafly, Alex Jones, Nancy Mace
40:24 – Ghislaine Maxwell
42:15 – F*cking guy of 2025 picks/Outro

Political commentator and comedy writer Erin Ryan and former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco are joined by a bicoastal squad of funny, opinionated women to talk through everything from reproductive rights to romcoms. They break down the political news of the week, plus the topics, trends, and cultural stories that affect women’s lives. New episodes drop every Thursday. Get in touch: hysteria@crooked.com.

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Written by Hysteria

Comments

This post currently has 46 comments.

  1. @GrahamMiller-f4s

    January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am

    When the Democrats take Uber the house and senate again, JD Vance is the first to go, not Trump.Get rid of the Vice President, then you get rid of the President and the democratic speaker of the house takes over the presidency j.D vance goes first

  2. @aaronloomis8750

    January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am

    Alyssa, if your sweater is correct, then Santa Claus must be Sandy Claus or Sarah, Sue, something like that. You are both @$×■#&* ( Fabulous ) gals. 🎉🎉🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  3. @johnloveland7588

    January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am

    I really like your YouTube videos. You two young girls are very entertaining and refreshing to see & listen too. You're videos are better at telling people what's going on & whom these asshole's really are & what they are really like. I am not a political person. These people are why I'm not of any political party. Thank You for being very good at what you do & looking great 👍 👌 too watch.

  4. @unsat9300

    January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am

    So JD vance can run over police officers all he wants but if I even try to move my car in the presence of an ice officer I get shot in the face? Got it.

  5. @sfincione2000

    January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am

    If there was the logical opposite of a "This fucking guy" award for 2025 I would be proposing you two for the "That amazing woman" prize. This podcast has been my saving grace this year. So much fun out of so much horrible news and "fucking guys".

  6. @JimFinley11

    January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am

    For Musk, Grok is like having a child that inconveniently repeats what it hears Daddy says. And the inventor of the Oculus headset is a white supremacist, too.

  7. @dalereynolds7638

    January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am

    I prefer the other Steven Miller, the Steve with a V, the one you'd be happy to have a beer with, the musician and vocalist with the great little band. Trump's Stephen Miller makes me think of Hitler's ugliest man.

  8. @sopyleecrypt6899

    January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am

    Watching the Air Force One interview with Trump after the abduction of Maduro, I was reminded that you guys haven't covered Lindsey Graham in This F*cking Guy yet. Watching that sh*t weasel standing there grinning and making up lies for Trump to ignore, I feel like an episode on Graham, one of the worst Americans in history, would be great/terrible.

  9. @tommerchant8900

    January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am

    The crawling clueless cockroaches being discussed here do not give a shit or even know about this show. Voting, which hopefully will be somewhat transprrant, is the only chanc e for what used to be america.

  10. @eddybowe2953

    January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am

    Steven Miller looks like a naked mole rat, musk is high all the time, theil is lost in the past and the rest of them should start wearing black pointed hats, carry brooms along with scarring little kids! The GOP is just nuts, MAGA is full of morons and the rest of us are stuck just trying to get buy, while they loot, steal and lie! Mike Grindr Moses Johnson, then we have MTG i.e., cocaine bear, then that thing called Noem, along with the rest of the useless cabinet we're stuck with!

  11. @LukeH-r6h

    January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am

    Autistic here, and autism absolutely doesn’t cause to “accidentally” do nazi salutes. Our lives are hard enough, and we don’t need our community get dragged into this bullshit.

  12. @roc1234-j3f

    January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am

    Why do not hysteria / a lot men do go things – the worst at the moment is Steve Miller – he directed Musk to destroy USAID and the rule of law in your economy – please stop make men the subject of the show – many men seek to help in difficult – such as now

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