JD Vance, Stephen Miller & MTG: Updates On Their Sh*tty Lives
In our 31st episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin and Alyssa update us on what some of the worst f*cking guys have been up to in 2025. From Elon Musk, JD Vance, Stephen Miller, Marjorie Taylor Greene and more, find out who they think reigns as the worst f*cking guy of 2025!
Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qRq9_vgED_H7Jvg3p_qRcaHCtaz5BLm1ClxxFpQ1Dl0/edit?usp=sharing
CHAPTERS:
00:00 – Intro
01:13 – Elon Musk
07:40 – Mark Zuckerberg
12:18 – Peter Thiel
14:19 – JD Vance
20:34 – Stephen Miller
22:54 – Mike Johnson
26:36 – Marjorie Taylor Greene
27:29 – Kristi Noem
30:03 – Pete Hegseth
32:51 – Kash Patel
35:40 – Ken Paxton
38:28 – Jeff Bezos
39:40 – Jerry Falwell, Phyllis Schlafly, Alex Jones, Nancy Mace
40:24 – Ghislaine Maxwell
42:15 – F*cking guy of 2025 picks/Outro
Political commentator and comedy writer Erin Ryan and former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco are joined by a bicoastal squad of funny, opinionated women to talk through everything from reproductive rights to romcoms. They break down the political news of the week, plus the topics, trends, and cultural stories that affect women’s lives. New episodes drop every Thursday. Get in touch: hysteria@crooked.com.
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@GrahamMiller-f4s
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
When the Democrats take Uber the house and senate again, JD Vance is the first to go, not Trump.Get rid of the Vice President, then you get rid of the President and the democratic speaker of the house takes over the presidency j.D vance goes first
@comedymooshmadness
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
#MiddleAgedCabbagePatchKid = ELITE!
@bobjohnson1389
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Elon is a genius said every stupid person😂
@aaronloomis8750
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Alyssa, if your sweater is correct, then Santa Claus must be Sandy Claus or Sarah, Sue, something like that. You are both @$×■#&* ( Fabulous ) gals. 🎉🎉🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@patrickheath5011
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
PLEASE do Rick Scott and/or Ron DeSantis.
@chloeehelser
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Can you do an episode on Greg Bovino??
@364dragonrider
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
You should do a video on Steve Bannon, or as I like to call him, "Grima Wormtongue as portrayed by Mark Hamill with depression."
@johnloveland7588
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
I really like your YouTube videos. You two young girls are very entertaining and refreshing to see & listen too. You're videos are better at telling people what's going on & whom these asshole's really are & what they are really like. I am not a political person. These people are why I'm not of any political party. Thank You for being very good at what you do & looking great 👍 👌 too watch.
@jnella86616
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
I laugh because you two are hilarious but I really want to cry that this is reality. And it's only going to get crazier.
@panutiittainen5797
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
DOGE was the wrong term to begin with. It should have been DOUCHE to better reflect its goals and the people running it.
@ThomasTuttle
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Do you have a video on Rush Limbaugh?
@ThomasTuttle
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Love you girls. Do you have any videos about how shitty life was for Kyle Rittenhouse?
@Marx511
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
😂😂😂 love this video 💯
@AnnaZink-zg1yt
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
The AI glasses worked as well as the superstrong sides of the Tesla truck Musk "demonstrated."
@LeahMeza-yf3kq
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
I love your show you are so right
@unsat9300
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
So JD vance can run over police officers all he wants but if I even try to move my car in the presence of an ice officer I get shot in the face? Got it.
@gorp3950
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Krisi Noem, Stephen Miller, & JD Vance: Every Sh*tty Think You Missed
@istvanzadori1397
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Great video!
@cindymiller-flint4698
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Every time I see Elon musk all I want to do is calm the poor boys hair and finish all his sentences
@josephsanders2556
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
My 1st car was a Pinto.
@AprilFaley
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
All old, viewed episodes…please only send me NEW commentaries. By new, I mean posted since Jan 11, 2026
@johnwehrle7206
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Outstanding! Keep up the good work!😎👍
@sfincione2000
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
If there was the logical opposite of a "This fucking guy" award for 2025 I would be proposing you two for the "That amazing woman" prize. This podcast has been my saving grace this year. So much fun out of so much horrible news and "fucking guys".
@harbaapkabaap2040
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
The problem is not the Wi-Fi, it's Zuckerberg himself.
@JimFinley11
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
For Musk, Grok is like having a child that inconveniently repeats what it hears Daddy says. And the inventor of the Oculus headset is a white supremacist, too.
@annanimity3440
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
I love your podcast! Need the humor!! Happy New Year, Ladies!!
@JanelleMichelle99
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
17:28 I really thought you were talking about Usha when you said "the hardest working beard in America."
@karenklein953
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Trump is the antichrist as described in 2 Thessalonians chapter 2
@anatolialucida1977
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
"I forgot about him…" Girrrrrrrl… you just delivered the worst blow that man could imagine….!!
@kellym.peacock6181
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
I usually listen on Spotify so I don't see the ladies. I'm blown away at how gorgeous they both are!
@Phoenix-bq7lw
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Well, they are the future of America 😊😊😊 You cannot get rid of them only because you do not like them. They make me glad I am not American.
@Pawel-P111
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
…”very short memories” … Erica totally nailed it 😂😂😂
@ustabahippie
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
My husband snd him. She is an ignoramus.
@jennieojennie
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
"they say the devil works hard, but insufferable douches work harder." 😂💕❤🫠
@dalereynolds7638
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
High-minded, enjoyable show, Ladies. Thank you.
@dalereynolds7638
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
I wonder if people who reflexively condemn "Woke" even know what "Woke" is. I've had to explain it to some of them. Good luck to you if if you try to do the same.
@dalereynolds7638
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
I prefer the other Steven Miller, the Steve with a V, the one you'd be happy to have a beer with, the musician and vocalist with the great little band. Trump's Stephen Miller makes me think of Hitler's ugliest man.
@sopyleecrypt6899
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Watching the Air Force One interview with Trump after the abduction of Maduro, I was reminded that you guys haven't covered Lindsey Graham in This F*cking Guy yet. Watching that sh*t weasel standing there grinning and making up lies for Trump to ignore, I feel like an episode on Graham, one of the worst Americans in history, would be great/terrible.
@tommerchant8900
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
The crawling clueless cockroaches being discussed here do not give a shit or even know about this show. Voting, which hopefully will be somewhat transprrant, is the only chanc e for what used to be america.
@eddybowe2953
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Steven Miller looks like a naked mole rat, musk is high all the time, theil is lost in the past and the rest of them should start wearing black pointed hats, carry brooms along with scarring little kids! The GOP is just nuts, MAGA is full of morons and the rest of us are stuck just trying to get buy, while they loot, steal and lie! Mike Grindr Moses Johnson, then we have MTG i.e., cocaine bear, then that thing called Noem, along with the rest of the useless cabinet we're stuck with!
@blainescott4741
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Shameless bulshit pedaling! Really! That's all you two clowns do. Your audience is pathetic!
@equilibriumn
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
the next chapter please the marco rubio psicopat
😘😘thank you
@joannewolf-p9x
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Have you done Paula White?
@LukeH-r6h
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Autistic here, and autism absolutely doesn’t cause to “accidentally” do nazi salutes. Our lives are hard enough, and we don’t need our community get dragged into this bullshit.
@roc1234-j3f
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Why do not hysteria / a lot men do go things – the worst at the moment is Steve Miller – he directed Musk to destroy USAID and the rule of law in your economy – please stop make men the subject of the show – many men seek to help in difficult – such as now
@KyleRandall-f1i
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 am
Your factual content and humorous delivery are spot on! Fantastic work. Thank you ladys!!! Keep it up. Thank you!!! 😂
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