THE 2025 DISASTER (FULL EPISODE) | Titus Podcast/Armageddon Update
I’m Christopher Titus, and this is the end of year Armageddon Update, where we discuss the daily cluster-f of 2025’s political commentary. We dive into current events, including alarming news update headlines about trade wars and a USAID shutdown. This discussion covers us politics and the latest news, analyzing the actions of our current president.
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@zaggrukk8644
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
So we are all on the same page. Doesn't trump have a son by the name of donald john trump junior? That would make phallic yam. . . "senior". Why aren't we calling him senior?! We should start.
@LogoSmith87
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
International millionaire fucker-uppers
We need a real life IMF… your mission, should you choose to accept it, start with elon and go from there.
@Tommieboy2009
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
So many "stars" have really disappointed me in my life reaching my middle ages. I always thought that Sly would never fall for Trumps Bullshit or KISS…KISS!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
Boycott!!
@JamesCampbell-q1j
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
love it sometimes but the show is always so bloody out of date.
@LuckyStrikes1776
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
I'm from 2026, last year seemed so peaceful.
@solvseus
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
Rs in MN used that rightwing grifter to push propaganda about an old story of fraud that was already dealt with. Giving the admin the opening to cut funds to people who had nothing to do with anything, and an increase of ICE agents there. Despite "illegal immigrants" not being involved. Now a woman is dead. Walz can't be the only one to step down.
@swimmerdudeski6849
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
My cherry tomatoes I buy at Aldi's were $1.69 on April 1 (pre-tariff) Now they cost $2.29. That is a 35.5% INCREASE. But not to worry, my social security check went up 2.8%…what the tRUMP administration claims is the REAL rate of inflation…and ALL INFLATION is Joe Biden's fault.
@BecauseIJustDid
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
I'm with Rachel. I felt so rudderless when I left the right. Finding out so many people that I loved growing up were awful was heartbreaking. Then I look towards the comedians that raised me and I know I'm going on the right direction. Thank you for being one of them Titus. You helped make me a better person.
@shaunnaemmons1297
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
Jeffries and Schumer are off spending their A I P A C $
@deniseweber4147
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
Article II, Section 4. Remove the regime for sedition and treason.
@coybeasley2941
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
Love it let's put the fun in funeral 🎉😊
@q2breath
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
The U$ isn't and NEVER was a democracy. The U$ was built upon genocide, transatlantic slave trade, the kkk, lynching (FULL LEGAL UP UNTIL 2022), prison camps for the Japanese during ww2, displacement of the Mexican people when California was forcibly made U$ territory, abuse of the Alaskan natives while annexing ILLEGALLY THEIR country, and worst done to the Hawaiians, where natives now are mostly homeless while working three jobs, the genocide – NOT war – in Vietnam. A fake country, with real troglodytic issues, that's been at peace since its abusive slavery-based creation ONLY 16 years out of its 240 years of "independent" history!!! $h!t's bad everywhere now, but the U$ govt is terrifying!!! And here in the UK and EU we gotta get rid of ALL NATO bases and get the U$ out of the NATO and UN pronto. Guys, you live in a parallel world where kids are shot everyday while gun laws get erased.
@expendabledoug3227
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
I like watching these podcasts. It’s a nice weekly glimpse back to happier times. “Remember last week when Grandpa used to beat us with a clean plunger? Yeah, those were the days.”
@Fretlessfingers
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
I cannot help but feel that that stomp your foot moment should have happened 30 years ago and it's far too late. Most of these ruinous issues we face have been building for decades but no one was paying attention.
@erinnunya7847
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
HAD the biggest market… Did you hear that Walmart is seriously considering pulling out of the US
@silverthorngoodtree5533
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
ICE murdered a women, shooting her in the face. Are we doing great yet?
@erinnunya7847
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
It's not that we can't do anything about it. It's that the checks and balances and the way our system works means we can't do anything about it in a timely manner in order to like thwart more of the law breaking
@appyapples5034
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
TDS is most certainly those who follow dear leader unconditionally. The cult members have TDS, not anyone with a working brain.
@itsdantaylor
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
45:06 I wondered this and I think the best answer I came up with is the idea of Possessive Individualism it was coined by some philosophers back in like the 1970's. Essentially they were worried that if we, as a society, extolled the 'importance of the individual' in ALL THINGS it could lead to a variety of problems. All the problems they said it could cause, are happening right now. There's no shame because, as a society and culture, we told/tell people 'You matter, what you think, feel, want, matters and more importantly it takes precedence over anyone and every THING else'. So of course there's no shame. 'What the hell do I have to be ashamed for!?' There's no decency 'I want to think/feel the they want I want to think/feel and F)#( you if you say otherwise'. There's no kindness, 'why the F)#$($ should I care about OTHER people? They aren't me!'. Erosion of social programs, rise of identity politics and policies being implemented, spread of misinformation and further separation of fact from misinformation. ALL THESE THINGS they said would happen, have been happening over the last 10-20 years.
Whether we intended or not this idea became a backbone of our country but it was inherrantly flawed. To value a individual is to ultimately say they can 'have whatever they want' and in a society that means ALL of the freedoms and ALL of the protections and if you DO THAT it erodes the very concept of a society. IE Give UP individual freedoms in exchange for protections (I often jokingly refer it as, you give up the freedom to stab me in my sleep for the protection of, I don't stab YOU in YOUR sleep) I just think we didn't recognize the flaw with this way of thinking it was too late.
@charlesflohr1815
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
3I/Atlas got close, went “roll the windows up kids” and peaced out.
@charlesflohr1815
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
Can’t wait to see your reactions to the new J6 memorial page blaming Dems, and the woman shot in the face by ICE this morning.
@BigFluff
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
You say scream sanity, and I bark sanity and memory of my dog. I even made a song about it.
@TheOJDrinker
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
It would be nice if they actually impeach him, instead of just the House and not the Senate while everyone says he was impeached. Impeachment isn't toothless… It didn't actually happen.
@TragoudistrosMPH
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
10:16 Rachel! Savage! 😂 Reminds me of how fun it was to attend the taping of your special!
@cmdrcrimbo
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
The Ukraine war is on day 1415 today not day 380 lol.
@Metal73Mike
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
"As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy."
— Christopher Dawson
@adriantorres3221
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
The ballroom is actually a cover-up for a data center. The same contractors that are building. It built a 9 Story data Center underground and Israel and we’re known for building and other countries too. This is so that all the data and information that they need is right there in case of a nuclear war, if they have to go into the bunker, they can use the data center to control armies nuclear missiles drones, stuff like that. Take a look at the contractors. They’re putting in massive cooling systems bigger than you’d need for a ballroom ones that you could use were going underground deep underground. They’re also bringing in very large supports what you would need to build an underground multilevel data center. So this ballroom thing is just smoking and mirrors and they think all the other countries are stupid enough that they don’t know what they’re doing when a lot of the countries have done the same things themselves already.
@DocRock1337
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
Chris, I'm just like you with that "cool under pressure" shit. Someone's got a femoral artery bleed; I'm on it. Dead batteries in the TV remote? I'm breakin' windows, kickin' over furniture, etc. My wife trips out how I go into command mode when things get serious. She says it's scary. HA!
@Tay.Tay.the.Tyrannical
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
"Ahhh, come on, bloodclot!" 😂 Sorry, but I'm stealing that one.
@erinnunya7847
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
Americans are being like this I think because everything is freaking annoying and so now the little things that used to be no big dea -l we gotta sweat the small stuff
@erinnunya7847
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
To what you were saying about America's attitude I think that we have prepared ourselves for crisis at the expense of being able to deal with daily annoyances. Because we have to stay ready for the big crisis that we feel creeping up in our bones. Sadly I'm not sure it's even happened yet. So then we just end up yelling why does everything have to be so hard
@Agingergirl100
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
In Europe they pay VAT which is placed on all things except food and replaces am income tax
@billsadler3
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
When you have an asshole that thinks it is King, every asshole below thinks the same way. Like precedes like; it is a template for egomania and excessive self aggrandizement.
@belmiris1371
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
Adding another branch of government won't work. The billionaires will just bribe them too. We need to get the make sure no one gets rich / powerful enough to damage the government and we need to make bribing politicians (campaign contributions / lobbying) illegal. That's really the only way to keep this from happening again. We should probably make another constitutional amendment saying that taking bribes is treason and if you are found guilty you never get to hold any public office again.
@susanhayes5186
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
FDR said we are a nation of immigrants and revolutionaries.
💙 Bernie and AOC.
@samateus1987
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
Most days I am like Titus when he misplaces his keys and/or phone. FUCK EVERYTHING.
The track 'Existential Dread (WTF)' by Rabbit Junk just suits this period of time.
@billsadler3
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
I'm watching on Wednesday, January 7. Venezuela and Maduro's retention are vying with Greenland for attention in the news. 2026 has 51 more weeks to go.
@susanhayes5186
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
Maddow, O'Donnell, Hayes can't think of any others.
@susanhayes5186
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
That's the whole Project 2025. Constant diversion so that they dismantle the government.
@turborockon69
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
Putin… Ahhh Ahhhh I mean Trump, ….Doing everything to destroy America from the top down. Trump is a false human who wants to be cool. People should throw parties and Trump is not on the list. Sorry Bro.. Back of the line…
@turborockon69
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
He's the President, …. So there's nothing anyone can do…….Oh Well………U.S. Marshals
@christielawrence3143
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
So are you saying that Trump is the reason you mocked Charlie Kirks brutal murder. Because rot comes from the head down? Interesting.
@scotthodgins7975
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
hehehe.. I am moderately surprised that neither Chris nor Rachel said 'nekkid 22 year old sky diving instructor'. But hey, that's where my mind never leaves… the gutter.
PS Christopher, have you ever considered doing shows in the "Great White North"? You would kill it up here, mind you, you would have to consider getting past customs on your way back to the states. Which might be an issue currently.
@kimouahidy6391
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
Ok ok, Find your seat Rachel Gump. Evil is as evil does… There’s equal good out there. Look girl, shut it if you can’t bring something productive to the conversation. For example, saying anything that dunks on everything Trump does.
@RonaldRuiz-j9x
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
That is exactly what bothers me, why is not gone!!!
@CarmenLeon-y2u
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
People now believe they have “permission to be a b tch or an as hole”
Re: JP Morgan Chase. They have another upcoming bailout
@13Skaree
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
The irony of complaining about this corrupt capitalistic system while simultaneously advertising some BS products to us is about as funny as Joe Rogan
@skystarlit3713
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
The invisible 4th branch war the free press
@christielawrence3143
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 am
Yes. Thats what you say when someone is viciously killed. Really now??
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