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The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank

Ryan George | November 16, 2025



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  1. @medafan53

    November 16, 2025 at 6:33 pm

    This does raise an interesting thing, in the Ryanverse, with everyone being identicle outside of hair and clothing, if you escape the scene of the crime without being caught by the police, there's very little they can do to track you down unless you steal something trackable.

  2. @feral_shade

    November 16, 2025 at 6:33 pm

    There's an obvious solution:
    –The guy wants the money
    –The bank wants to keep the money
    –The police wants to put the guy in a room

    Just put the guy in the money room 😊

  3. @DavidDesart

    November 16, 2025 at 6:33 pm

    Funny thing about the pen. Oh let's put a chain on it. The thing is. You could also say. Us the costumers of the bank. We have to thrust te bank with al our money. Al those millions on the bank. But they don't thrust us with a freaking pen 🤣

  4. @jessicam6881

    November 16, 2025 at 6:33 pm

    On the surface the chain on the pen seems silly but when I think about it I bet part of the reason it's there is so the tellers don't move it either. Ive worked in an office with many pens & it seems like I'm always looking for one. I may chain one done myself so I will always know exactly where a pen is & I won't be able to walk off with it lol.

  5. @skaruts

    November 16, 2025 at 6:33 pm

    To get a girlfriend in Ryanverse you just have to insist once and say "I decided" and she's yours.

    Wait… what do girls look like in Ryanverse? 🤔

  6. @craigmartinj

    November 16, 2025 at 6:33 pm

    Hmmm… well we have these other guys here who are bigger than you and they also have projectile launchers and moreover they're bigger than you so they're going to beat you up now.

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