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New Years Resolutions – Reality Vs Dreams

Josh Johnson | November 12, 2025



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Hi Friends,

This week I wanted to share my thoughts on New Year’s resolutions. While not every single person in every country makes them I’ll use “we” because I think whenever there is a new beginning it’s human nature to set intentions to it.

Falling short is also the most human thing you can do and looking back at the distance you did cover is how history is made. It’s what we’ve been doing since we recorded “doing” and before we had a knowledge of ourselves it’s what our biology was up to.

No matter what remember you may have to improve to get where you want but you don’t have to improve to deserve to be loved.

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Recorded at The Riviera Theater in Chicago, IL

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  2. @avacadoes4853

    November 12, 2025 at 7:55 am

    Legit just spit a mouthful coffee all over a basket of clean laundry. 6:30 😂 Thanks, Josh. Sincerely. You and your comedy is about the only thing that makes me laugh deeply and it is so needed. At the end of these vids, I am ready to go out and do some good in the world. Keep being you and making us laugh. 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

  3. @TheRealEvilkitten3

    November 12, 2025 at 7:55 am

    "no one is arguing against punishing felons" actually a lot of people are and they're right. a system that prioritizes punishing criminals over improving the conditions that led them to commit crimes is not a justice system,

  7. @WatchesClouds

    November 12, 2025 at 7:55 am

    I guess you could take the advice of a guy who goes home to prison at night to sleep. But since you can go wherever you want, and when you get there, you're greeted by thousands of people who give you money to spend two hours with you and praise and applaud you, maybe he could learn something from you?

  14. @smiegto

    November 12, 2025 at 7:55 am

    look that teddy bear is perfect as a gift 🙂 just introduce it correctly. i thought of you…. i spent 3 hours on facebook market place for the perfect gift… and i did not expect what i got…. but luckily i dont have to keep it. this is for you.

  15. @LyndseySanner-z3w

    November 12, 2025 at 7:55 am

    Tonight I went to the ladies room at a pretty nice restaurant, so pretty nice bathroom. Girl 1 was filming girl 2 with her phone from a like a camera person angle while girl too sang a couple lines of Ave Maria so they could get the acoustics the fancy public restroom gave her voice. 😂

  23. @LoraYorch

    November 12, 2025 at 7:55 am

    As a teacher, we literally talk for a living AND are expected to entertain. So, don’t hate if we say something stupid every great once in a while. Ask me about my dumbest over 30 years!

  26. @luisostasuc8135

    November 12, 2025 at 7:55 am

    I have multiple resolution times throughout the year, partly because I'm lazy but also because I want to check in and see if the resolution is worth keeping.

    A big thing I've seen about giving up on resolutions is that so much importance is put on keeping it and then any slip is "well, I couldn't do it so it's not going to happen." Resolutions are supposed to be kept despite failing, and that's not what I see others do, so I do my own thing.

  27. @rachaelmk3

    November 12, 2025 at 7:55 am

    I don’t know how you turned up on my feed a few months ago, but I am ever so grateful. You bring me laughs, current events, and hope for humanity every single week. Thank you, Josh!

  28. @FreyaRoseHealings

    November 12, 2025 at 7:55 am

    Late, because I'm hungrily watching old Josh videos since I ran out of current ones… but Josh, you fine as hell EXACTLY as you are. Your mannerisms contribute to your incredible fineness. AND if you are lucky enough to find a bisexual lady whose energy matches yours just right, magic can happen. MAGIC!

  38. @MoonStarDivide

    November 12, 2025 at 7:55 am

    21:30 hahaha, my son is 16 & not even under the influence of his peers & the few times I've asked him to take a picture for me, it's this same attitude.. Like click, here, I did it… Nevermind whether or not he actually captured what I need a picture of. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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