Charlie Kirk Wants Taylor Swift to “Submit” to Travis Kelce, Have Children & Become Anti-Woke
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@evryhndlestakn
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Think you nailed it with your Cracker Barrel theory.
@evryhndlestakn
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
A stunning example of, being careful what you endorse.
Sure put the brakes on the mutual Epstein questioning though.
@HingleMacCringleberry
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
The devil wears the pants in any relationship so is Charlie cool with submitting now?
@mimsygipling6299
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Who’s here after the assassination
@taylormarriott4823
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
lol saying she’s a bad role model for little girls because she put her career first and got married later. Yeah that REALLY didn’t work out for her right? She wasn’t even successful at the whole career thing, what a waste of her time 😂
@TheBeingReal
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Taylor Swift to Charlie Kirk now: “Who’s thinking outside the box now Charlie?”
@gramsch-ish
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
I lived in Las Cruces, NM for 6 yrs and loved it!
Also when I was in high school, CB had an unwritten policy that workers couldn’t be LGBTQIA. They would fire people who were open about their identity.
@haroldjoseph8296
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
"Who shot ya" – Biggie
@lanahaxer
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
There will NEVER be another Charlie kirk 💚🎉
@kwikwi2000
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
This aged well, right winger kills another right winger for not being crazy enough/////q
@Mortibella
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Please don’t downplay what Elon Musk is doing here in Texas. He has put in a bunch of generators illegally and is destroying the health of a small town with noise pollution and the rising cost of electricity due to his AI plant.
@Mortibella
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
As a Texan, I’m counting the days until I can leave this state. Was born here but it has become a shithole filled with hateful people in the last 10 years.
@Patzgtr
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
The vocal fry of the guest host is killing me
@Michelle6998832
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Q. Why is Heinz Tomato Ketchup mad at Charlie Kirk?
A. Because he stole its limelight!
😂 🤣 😅
🫶 💙 🩵
@marygoround1292
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Reading the comment section's response to Charlie Kirk on Sept. 11, 2025 has been an interesting trip.
@Gramsci
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Oh boy.
@sabrinabnaves
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Shake it off, Charlie. Oh wait…..
@brendanconaway
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Shit like this is why we don't have to thoughtfully eulogize Charlie Kirk. I don't celebrate his death but I feel nothing extra about his passing. I have empathy for any victim of gun violence but my empathy well is dry for this man. Nothing but the base level of respect for his tragedy.
@sarthaksidharthpany88
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
RIP CHARLIE
@kisatchieJack
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Oh my
@gribblegreeble
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
they'll never do a This Fucking Dead Guy, but he was an epic piece of shit.
@glass.hammer
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Welp. He’s not going to talk shit anymore.
@musicmatters4357
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
So much for him having anymore toxic opinions…riddance is good sometimes
@dominicbochnia9161
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Who's here after the neck hole?
@alvinlee2968
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Charlie "What was that?" Nothing. Just the 2nd amendment being strengthened. A$$ clown. I think Lucy did it…….
@LDT2001
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
The joke is over.
@SandyCheeks1896
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Yes the Bible says a man and wife submit to one another. And he was Christian. So that makes sense.
@franciscosandoval1079
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
And now he’s gone
@fionazerbst5771
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
They sure hate (and are terrified by) independent women. Especially as we typically don't change after marriage. That must be such a threat to their fragile egos.
@gretchenschlager6007
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
These are my eight words for the algorithim. 💙
@elizabethreade1950
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Such an A$$hole chuck!
@alexalarson6276
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
22:55 not to mention that this Catholic school likely has the 10 commandments posted in various places!
@nunzia2152
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
Listen people, this moron has some major “shortcomings” which cause him to compensate big time.
@calliedurling3292
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
He is a Reptile.
@MarcThePublicist
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
I want Charlie Kirk to submit to a dentist.
@peterbroderson6080
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
I believe Charlie Kirk needs to wake up, the 1950 has passed and gone!
@charlesloeffler333
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 pm
So, the original company name was “Cracker and a Barrel”?
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