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THE ONE PERSON AT THE PARTY WHO’S DOING KETO

Julie Nolke | October 17, 2025



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  1. @chevaliergryphon1308

    October 17, 2025 at 5:50 pm

    Yeah I used to live in Iowa City and if there was a fad diet somebody was on it. If there was a food intolerance somebody was on it or had it. I'm so glad I live in Small Town Iowa at this point and nobody makes a big deal of what they can't have. We all try to have stuff to meet requirements but nobody throws a big fit over it. I had enough of that for the decades I was in Iowa City

  2. @Delicate_Disaster

    October 17, 2025 at 5:50 pm

    Lmfao. I have never hosted a party and I have a ton of severe allergies to food. I swear if I ever host a party it will be BYODF. Bring Your Own Damn Food. I'm busy making sure there's something for me to eat that wont kill me, I can't focus on all the wild diets everyone has.

  3. @Krydolph

    October 17, 2025 at 5:50 pm

    I try not to talk too much about it unles asked – and trust me, many are very curious when thwy find out you are doing it.
    But a thing I find funny is:
    Tell someone who don't know much about it that you are doing keto, and you will often get the "Oh isn't that dangerous, you will clog up your arteries and so on.
    But, tell them that you have dropped sugar and started eating a lot of vegetables, and they are so much in awe how healthy you must be!
    And this is basically what you need to do… meat and vegetables and no sugar!

  4. @corvusdove874

    October 17, 2025 at 5:50 pm

    As someone who lost 60 lbs doing Keto, i can confirm that you won't STFU about it for a bit. That's because you need people to reinforce you during those crucial first couple of months where your asshole is a volcano, your brain is loopy as hell, and your body acts like you snorted anthrax. Not only is it gross to confess, it has that added shame of being withdrawal symptoms for something because you've been throwing garbage down your throat for 20 years and now your body notices. It's like the combined embarassment of feeling like you're 90 when you're 30 and having to tell everyone around you that when you get stressed you cash in all your free pizza points at one time.

  5. @kitti2089

    October 17, 2025 at 5:50 pm

    I'm on keto for a year now. Lost 20 kilos. Lot of ppl dont know about it . I just told them that I got more food intolerances then I had before. Easier this way 😂🤣.

  6. @starlight5123

    October 17, 2025 at 5:50 pm

    When My friend did keto I was actually really worried Im like how tf is this healthy at all….like you may loose weight but your arteries are going to be clogged and you can still die of a heart attack despite being skinny …its me …Im the friend …

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