Matteo Lane Roasts My Super Sweet 16 (2000’s MTV)
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@luminvader8911
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
I remember watching this as a kid and this girl cried because she missed a spot while shaving or something đ
@jennarush9731
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Do Flavor of Love pleasae đ
@carlsbarkley-w2s
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Lil Wayneâs daughter was on an episode. She really played both of her parents
@chillith926
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
apparently she does cringe watching this now, per a tiktok she posted
@sayastra
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
I heard it was a thing to sleep deprive the kids on here. . .which would explain A LOT
Also. . . You got a car in HIGH-SCHOOL!? I bought my own when i was 20!
@ChrisCupcake3
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
You should react to "ElimiDate". Gr8 dating tv show. So trashy & fun
@SRR0820
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
This started right before I turned 16 đ¤Śđťââď¸ We were lucky to get pizza and a sleepover, yet this set me up for totally unrealistic (albeit still significantly lowered) expectations of the mythical 16th birthday. It was literally the worst birthday Iâd had til that point (plus no car) âšď¸ F those rich bitches lol
@L.C361
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
16 years later and sheâs still a nightmare it seems! đŹ
@stephaniehalloran4447
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
I grew up blessed with a dad who had money. However, we are Maltese and if I EVER acted like this my dad would have punched me in the face. I did love these shows back in the day. đ đđ đ my father always told me don't tell anyone what you have. Keep our shit quiet. Lol.
@Cromf
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Looking at Audrey's situation suddenly makes me more grateful for what I already have
@kewimae
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
My mom would kill me đđđ
@hayleyrose2718
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
I LOVE these videos. Mum and I can sit and watch these all day… you're hilarious, you're fun and super nostalgic for me ( born 88 ) LOVE Matteo Lane!!!â¤â¤
@josephmichaelbaby3673
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
This was so freaking hilarious
@JonathanTD16
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Haha
@JonathanTD16
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Haha
@PurrfectPastaPets1817
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
You know Henry cavill is dating a girl from this show. His baby momma
@tinewordsmith126
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
The dress looks more like a bridal dress đ
@LittleLeEcO
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
I want to know where they are now and have they grown up and matured or fell down the hole
@devdawg22
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
She talks about loving fashion but I will bet money she owned a Von Dutch hat
@Crazyathome24
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Omg the Reliant! 2nd only to the K car! Boxy was foxy, lol. They were always the car in those stranger danger videos.
@williamosullivan8855
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Awful! Awful! Marry me just so we can dress stupid too
@Catj1130
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
I remember watching this I think they took a page from this for My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. TLC was the â the learning channel âwhen I grew up. Itâs 𤯠now
@ghostreyn
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
I would have been the kid that if someone at school said my name to this girl, she would have been "who?" đ
@ichabodSanders
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
The speed at which I'd return that car and cancel the party as her mom is actually insane. I can't believe they raised her like this!
@smilechica04
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
damn the early aughts really taught women to hate themselves
@erinfrench6920
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
These people 100% did not have $100,000 car money let alone Beyonce $$. That house and the furniture in it is not giving millionaire vibes. Also, were these people sponsored by Lacoste? I always wondered how real this show was and if they really spent as much money on the parties as they claimed they did, because most of the time it didn't seem like it. Regardless, this channel is amazing and my 39 yo ass is here for all the late 90's/early aughts nostalgia and roasting!
@TobyTuesday
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
I am a bit older than yâall and âSweet Sixteenâ wasnât even a thing in my hometown but getting your first car was
a HUUUUUGE deal and I was just as eager about getting one that looked cool parked in our High School Parking lot đđ¤Śđťââď¸đ¤. My father had been thinking about selling his â69 Triumph Spitfire the year before I turned 16 and I had casually (but inwardly dying with anticipatory bated breath) mentioned during an opportune moment on a drive home from tennis practice one beautiful afternoon, âyou know dad- I was thinkingâŚwhy donât you just save some dinero and keep this thing in the family..
Iâd be cool with taking it off your hands.â
đ¤ letâs just say that as amazingly awesome as my beloved late father was- this didnât fly as I had believed and hoped. The biggest reason he said was the no seatbelts but he admitted to having nightmares of me showboating around town with the top downâŚbut he promised heâd be fair to compromise on some things, âDo you really think, Peanut, I donât remember what itâs like to be your age??â
So after I turned 17- (1995) and on an afternoon much like the one I thought I had been being reasonable with him, my dad showed up after tennis practice in a 1985 light beige Mazda Rx-7âŚ.he had come through with flying colors (or lack of- since red was off the charts when looking at insurance premiums for a first time teenage driver!!) I miss that car but would give all I am blessed with today to have even a day with the man I most lovedâŚ.đ¤đŻď¸đ
@abbey5899
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
In hindsight, some of these kids were probably real brats, but they were also literal teenagers exhausted from being put in front of a film crew for hours and hours.
@Eveepeevee
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
This is what I imagine Meghan Markle to have been like as a teen đ
@nikolinagarvanska7369
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
This is all absurd, horrible.
Nothing meaningful and it is shown on TV.
Shocking.
@codirennke1109
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
If it makes anyone feel better i had the sagging van roof in my mid to late 20s. It was an old grand caravan. Automatic windows… humble brag jk. But i lived in texas and drove this van for 3+ yesrs through texas summers with no AC. The last year i drove it the radiator was cracked and i worked freelance all over the dallas/ft worth metroplex driving through many 6 lane highways intersecting with each other through multiple cities with a cracked radiator through morning and afternoon rush hours. I had to time out when to pull over and fill my radiator like twice each way. I drove it into the ground then bought a nice honda civic. Then less than a month after i paid it off… someone rear-ended me going 60 mph while i was at a full stop. Totaled it.
@Jessica-ee1pl
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
My first car was a Buick reatta ! đđđmy god that thing was busted !
@christinelohmann9231
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Please do more Reaktion Videos. You have me crying over here đđđ
@heathert323
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
They are middle class.
@christianruiz5385
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
When you watch these kids specially this girl it makes you think wow her mom should have worn a condom to avoid all this
@Cocoabrown1984
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
These 16 years became Bridezillas lol !
@NenaFiver
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Am I the only one thinking that teenagers always will be just as neurotic, but at least millennials were up front about it? đ
@SweetHearty96
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Wtf so random I used to Skype with the guy on 13:13 who I met on Chatroulette years ago and he was from Miami lmaoo and I did think to myself he looked older than he said đ
@mleskoyeah1464
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
This was over 20 years agoâŚbut but but âŚwhy does anything from the 00s still not seem old? But it is! Like kids are calling Transformers and old movie
@BebbaDubbs
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
This is how adults were acting too đ˘
@alexclaeys1902
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Do an episode on the vh1 love shows! Like Flavor of Love or Rock of Love.
@RoseRose-hp4rq
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Thereâs a great episode of South Park, where Satan throws himself super sweet 16 party and Saddam gifts him an accura cake and he loses his mind cause itâs not the car cake he wantedđđ they also mention Diddy a lot in the episode
@AndreaMelrose1
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
1980 Buick Century. The back windows only had vents and the front were manual. I have tacks and staples in the ceiling/headliner as well!
@jubed0ll
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
I don't believe Cher came off bad. She was very appreciative of everything her mom did, and she was very sweet.
@adamwehri
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Living paycheck to paycheck is a dream. Iâm in the paycheck to Tuesday world
@majesticwerm7813
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
My first car was a purple 1993 Saturn SC2. Didnât have heat so when it rained the windows wouldnât defrost (my dad eventually fixed it before winter hit). It had some damage to the body. Was it a nice car? No. But I didnât pay for it and it got me to work and back for a year or two before it started having major issues and it was excellent on gas. It had a sunroof and pop up headlights which I thought were really cool at the time đ¤Ł
@Lyric061791
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
Matteo…baby… CPS was created because of how hard black kids was hit for saying they hate their moms.
@Yosoyreina222
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
The show âExiledâ where they sent the sweet 16 kids to other countries & made them work etc.
@RickyVintage
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 pm
I would take the car, trade it for a bus pass and say 'here ya go'! Thanks for reminding my why I am so glad I moved away from Miami!
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