The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar
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@KDC93
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
What does a woman look like in the Ryanverse? Does she have a thick beard?
@gregf4416
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
The happiest day of my life was when I figured out I couldn't afford bars. I suddenly felt rich. I didn't get that feeling again until I stopped smoking and then stopped drinking all together. If I had figured that all out when I was 19 or so, I might have had a retirement.
@Keebs41
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
Took a friend to get her first drink. Friend asked the bartender how much a Pepsi with vodka would cost. Bartender told her $6. Friend was SHOCKED and pointedly asked why it cost so much when she could make it at home for way less.
Yes, i was embarrassed and that was the only time I took her out for drinks.
@Insanitypants80
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
Girls!
@austincarpenter5965
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
Hey but can some of the intoxicated women be men? …nice!
@Obsidian-fn7wj
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
What if there was an Irish pub version though
@yozarian86
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
A larger variety of poisons and no one judging you for your poison. And a sever that some times listens to you complain and then tells people about it when you’re gone
@JayRay9611
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
Kind of sounds like he’s describing Applebee’s
@ssaifhsolutions
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
The last part the real reason bars exist
@AutumnLuvsJesus
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
“So you’re walking down the street…”
“Looking fine!”
@michaelkelleypoetry
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
Considering the end of this video, Ryan now needs to do a sequel to it that collaborates with Julie Nolke in which Bartender Ryan attempts to convince the woman to come poison herself too. 😂
@Belesprit656
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
The ending was a bit obvious but very good.
@Albylion
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
THAT THING STAYS BROWN.
@vincentjones6744
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
We bought 12 televisions, and yes the same baseball game will be on all of them.
@stegerguitars
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
if he had done this video when smoking was still a thing in bars…….
@Notlikehawkman
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
I just realized that this is the same exact guy that got drunk for the first time!😮
@DrummersAreMusicians2
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
Us humans are weird 😂😂
@anotherfreakingaccount
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
It's amazing you've been able to stretch this one single bit into like 200 different videos that all have millions of views. No shade, it's actually pretty impressive. Guess you really struck a cord with the human experience at large
Humans and alcohol go waaaayyy back. Some argue that the evolutionary step to be able to digest alcohol without getting shit faced is the first genetic marker of the human species
@lesbetts5694
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
lol sheets and giggle thats a great name for a company
@taudvore259
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
Wow. I just realised how spoiled we are for pubs here in Britain. Any one pub might have one or two of these problems but it’s rare to have all of them in my experience. Remind me never to go out drinking in America.
@conmac7h
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
I'm here just for the 'hot moms'
@jalessandri89
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
I just realized the guy opening the bar is the first guy to ever get drunk. It's wearing the same outfit and doesn't have glasses or an imposing mustache.
@DH-rj2kv
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
"Intoxicated women are tight!"
"Please stop saying that."
@Mooshrumdude
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
Direct quote from Ryan George picture your mother in my bed
@mohammadjavadmonjezi
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
2:29 what poison place did he go to? one that belongs to a bikers' gang?!😆
@Fusion9802
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
this is the sequel to the other thing
@absolutman8927
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
This guy has his own personal gold mine, with an endless supply and demand.
@starcrafter13terran
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
So the first guy to get drunk opened a bar…same shirt too.
@RosheenQuynh
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
Finally, someone understands it's poison!
@divinelittledevil
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
i knew women would be the hail mary lol
@lightsabermetrics
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
PLOT TWIST: Bartender Ryan is actually referring to 80s hair metal band Poison THE WHOLE TIME.
@paulcooper1046
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
I spent a lot of my youth in bars. Your accuracy is 💯, mate. Cheers…☀️
@marcusmiller5443
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
"Wanna drink something that's used better as a topical antiseptic, that will rot your liver, halving your lifespan?!"
😂
@ienjoyoranges
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
im genuinely surprised that sheets and giggles gave the green light on that ad read
@I-65official
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
What is the song?
@magosdominusplutos5131
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 am
Do you do poison?
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