Which Animals Are Gay? – Matteo Lane & Nick Smith – I Never Liked You 70
Greek Mythology (and the Rosetta Stone)
We talk about Greek gods, mythological chaos, and why some of it still kinda holds up. Plus: Nick had no idea what the Rosetta Stone was — and we had to take a moment.
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October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
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@caitlinlhotellier1231
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Little jumping spiders are super cute theyre gay for sure
@suzysmash3560
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
The fact that “i’ve met some” is an acceptable point is so funny
@awolff585
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
They need to do a movie/tv show villain/serial killer quiz about who's gay & who's not.
My wife & I did that & I think we now see a lot of that hidden piece of one another NO ONE EVER NEEDS TO SEE!
@awolff585
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Every friggin time my wife & I are in public
…..it's like a friggin mirror
@lauratroy13
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Sharks are Cleary lesbian
@lauratroy13
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Seahorse and butterfly clearly trans
@ShilohxSimmer
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
not Matteo saying penguins are straight when there actually are A LOT of gay penguins in nature😂😭 same goes for primates lolol
@ajor4705
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
2:18 And that kid was probably autistic❤
@SunnySoprano420
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Iceland-No mosquitoes, very few spiders (none are dangerous to humans) and there's only one native bumblebee. 😆
@ShifteroftheWasteland
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
To weigh in on rabbits: gay or not gay, I’d say bunnies are vegetarian/Green Party lesbians but hares are Republican queers.
@kerryann9851
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
I love how Matteo says ostriches are gay because their lashes but camels are somehow straight even though they have gigantic lashes 😅
@ScoutMoser
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Daddy lo g legs are not spiders. They only have 6 legs, and have t he inability to spin and walk in webs.
@rosemarymcbride3419
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Cows are not straight honey look at their faces they've got the best drag makeup in the game!
@cottonblend
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
2:28 I can't believe it, horses are so gay
@jare3959
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
I remember learning somewhere that giraffes have the highest rate of observed homosexuality between both males and females. It is probably because the mating ritual itself is pretty intense. A lot of peeing, head whipping, and chasing.
@pchris1600
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
you are gay … they animals are not gay … enough with the gay men that want to change biology and the world … homosexuality is a characteristic of sexuality that is always around 10% and the human specie will keep it stable because nature has laws .. stop trying to “gaynize” the world
@ladyasriel7874
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
I come from Scotland and we don't have mosquitoes, but we have these tiny little versions called Midges. When I moved abroad I got my first taste of proper mosquitoes. HATE THEM.
@erinw4935
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
The issue is rabbits are straight, but they're not straight MAN straight they're straight WOMAN straight. So, still femme.
@glamtastic
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
I 100% thought Rabbit was a woman too (and still kinda do? Even though I know he’s not haha)
@guitarrapirata9278
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Butterflies – trans femme
Bees – lesbians
@feliceberg273
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Came to the comments looking for the bis claiming the frogs and was let down.
@Swinky17
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Rats are absolutely gay! At least the pet rats.
@WeNeedToWorry
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Part 2 please! This was hilarious 😂❤
@damenwhelan3236
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
3:59
Beavers are lesbians. Diy, eco orientated, lesbians.
@damenwhelan3236
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Apes dont have tails.
Monkies have tails.
@damenwhelan3236
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Matteo seems so oblivious to neurodivergent traits yet so welcoming of it all.
@damenwhelan3236
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
If youve ever seen griaffes fighting, it looks so gay, until they land a fatal blow…
@leslieroycroft3569
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Literally me yelling into my phone watching this like “pandas are asexual!” We all thought it.
@theevanmonster
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Nick is a complete idiot
@Hoggaforfan
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Bunnies fight quite aggressively so straight but their wife buys their clothes.
What I can recall there has been gay couple among ostrich (males), dolphins, penguins (Sydney, 1 died 24/08/24?), horses, bids (I think parrots of some sort) and dogs. Think frogs too but unsure. I do have heard there ha been seen gay interactions in most species. Then you have the Bonobo that does literally everything, everything is solved by sex.
All apes and monkeys is primates, that include us ofc.
@ruthanigans
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 am
Camels are SOOOO GAYYY!!
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