Long nails are a huge trend right now and whether it’s Cardi B or your favourite instagram model, they’re all sporting massive colorful nails on each digit. But is the reality really all that glamorous? Here’s a look at what they don’t want you to see:
This reminds me of this man in Amsterdam. His nails were like 10 centimetres long. Or maybe even longer still. His nails were spiralled. I wondered how he was able to live with those nails
Long fingernails are similar to stripper heelsβ¦ Some things are only for the looks and not practical at all. They should stay in p0rn, as a weird fantasy, and be avoided in real life. π
Yeah, when i see someone with "Rosalia's nails" for me, it's like see the trash truck… i'm glad it's there and working… but i don't talk to it and the noise it makes annoys me; i just wait until it goes away and never pay too much attention to it.
It's 2020 and long nails are a trend again, but only because nobody's going fkin' anywhere and it's easier to cut the seal on delivered food and groceries with a thumb dagger.
The essence of a great entertainers is use the simple (and sometimes ridiculous) reality of everyday life to engage their audience. You never miss (although I do question what goes on inside your head to come up with these ideas), eh?!
Just saw a Say Yes to the Dress video where the mom of the bride had 11-year-old natural nails on the fingers of her left hand and it looked both ridiculous and terrifying…
@julienolke
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
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@Sgt_Harkonnen
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
For the last time women, no man on earth finds long nails attractive, itβs ugly and ghetto looking
@MartinXBrina
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
The only good thing about having long nails is that it makes you look more attractive. But in general, it's a very terrible idea to have it.
@MadsFeierskov
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Why would people do this to themselves. It's annoying for them and literally no one thinks it's attractive.
@josephlebowski7129
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
I need a bandaid. I was wondering how that was going to end
@johnmaguire3608
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
I don't know why, but I feel like watching Edward Scissorhands.
@kipneeracha
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Julie i can't stop laughing omg π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
@marjamerryflower
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
This reminds me of this man in Amsterdam. His nails were like 10 centimetres long. Or maybe even longer still. His nails were spiralled. I wondered how he was able to live with those nails
@PAJA63
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Long fingernails are similar to stripper heelsβ¦ Some things are only for the looks and not practical at all. They should stay in p0rn, as a weird fantasy, and be avoided in real life. π
@MarcelaTorresCaballero
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
that ending! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
@adriannefluet5980
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Long nails π π©
@zoe-janesutherland4359
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
How to scratch your corneas 101….
@rinnin
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Hilarious. Canβt believe havenβt seen this one before π
@HelgaCavoli
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
I do always wonder. It's super creepy.
@UnReDeadish
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
This is hilarious. Nails like that are utterly hideous and make no sense. Why make life so difficult for yourself? π
@TwinnySalmon27
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
I donβt even understand having nails that long.
@alyssaoneill3070
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
I'm just imagining Billie Eilish doing these things haha
@AlwaysHereAndNow
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Hahahaha thank you! I've always wondered
@sharpuslf
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
2 types of people:
Those who sit to wipe
Those who stand up to wipe
@charles_wipman
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Yeah, when i see someone with "Rosalia's nails" for me, it's like see the trash truck… i'm glad it's there and working… but i don't talk to it and the noise it makes annoys me; i just wait until it goes away and never pay too much attention to it.
@selispeks
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
The end KILLED me lol
@zeninsyt
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
ohhhhh … Ken Danby paintings ! π
@fogalmazasgatlo849
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Julie asmr
@davidstoyanoff
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
1:09 because Chopsticks just aren't a big enough Challenge on their own
@snaileybailey
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
One time I ate a taco, then I ate another taco. The second taco had a fake nail in it. I found it with me teeth. I think it was a thumb.
@roesi1985
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Is that the reason behind tampon applicators?
@craigcorson3036
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
You are a very funny woman. I am your newest subscriber.
@corvusdove874
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
It's 2020 and long nails are a trend again, but only because nobody's going fkin' anywhere and it's easier to cut the seal on delivered food and groceries with a thumb dagger.
@dianecarmichael1517
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Iβve always wondered!!! Thanks!
@lillyimaginator
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
I bet thatβs how all the disney villains feel like
@robertbull6895
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
The essence of a great entertainers is use the simple (and sometimes ridiculous) reality of everyday life to engage their audience. You never miss (although I do question what goes on inside your head to come up with these ideas), eh?!
@goldbluetears
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
The symbol of long nails means: i am to rich to have to be doing practical things!
@trevorzzealley2670
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
I can now understand why spiders don`t have finger nails & why eagles don`t weave webs.
@carlyperzl
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
lovely uhmmm nails
that contact one just got to me thoooo
@MisterNohbdy
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Would it be weird if Jenga were the only part of this I immediately expected upon reading the title?
@Amanda-oi6pb
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
lol, my eyeballs hurt!
@piyushdwivedi7195
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
You're the funniest girl on YouTube and the fact that you look good doesn't hurt either!
@aphroditemade4880
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Dude I love long nails but I hate that shit like this happens when you have them ππππππππ
@lolaphearse3688
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
I know its a year late but I laughed till I cried! Thank you!
@henryford7797
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
A scoop of ice cream. π
@RekkaKien3
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
should do the big stupid eyelashes too.
@ChelseaArtunez
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Hahahahhahaha love you π€£β *bandaid*
Anonymous
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
Just saw a Say Yes to the Dress video where the mom of the bride had 11-year-old natural nails on the fingers of her left hand and it looked both ridiculous and terrifying…
@nono361
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am
The first time I got fake nails and then used the bathroom!! Ouch!! Never got them again!
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