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The Truth Behind Life with Long Nails

Julie Nolke | October 1, 2025



Long nails are a huge trend right now and whether it’s Cardi B or your favourite instagram model, they’re all sporting massive colorful nails on each digit. But is the reality really all that glamorous? Here’s a look at what they don’t want you to see:

Written by Julie Nolke

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  1. @marjamerryflower

    October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am

    This reminds me of this man in Amsterdam. His nails were like 10 centimetres long. Or maybe even longer still. His nails were spiralled. I wondered how he was able to live with those nails

  2. @PAJA63

    October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am

    Long fingernails are similar to stripper heels… Some things are only for the looks and not practical at all. They should stay in p0rn, as a weird fantasy, and be avoided in real life. πŸ™‚

  3. @charles_wipman

    October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am

    Yeah, when i see someone with "Rosalia's nails" for me, it's like see the trash truck… i'm glad it's there and working… but i don't talk to it and the noise it makes annoys me; i just wait until it goes away and never pay too much attention to it.

  4. @corvusdove874

    October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am

    It's 2020 and long nails are a trend again, but only because nobody's going fkin' anywhere and it's easier to cut the seal on delivered food and groceries with a thumb dagger.

  5. @robertbull6895

    October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am

    The essence of a great entertainers is use the simple (and sometimes ridiculous) reality of everyday life to engage their audience. You never miss (although I do question what goes on inside your head to come up with these ideas), eh?!

  6. Anonymous

    October 1, 2025 at 6:22 am

    Just saw a Say Yes to the Dress video where the mom of the bride had 11-year-old natural nails on the fingers of her left hand and it looked both ridiculous and terrifying…

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