Little did he know, the mighty street chickens actually attacked those unfortunate bagged sloths and took their places on the great journey to the forests and lakes of the outside world. The street chickens are the true predators, and the "dreaded" duck made for a convenient scapegoat.
Only now, I have an insatiable desire to alchemically transform into a bagged sloth, and live my #BestLife 😄
🤮 best life? I’d like to meet the writer who came up with that; probably the same person who created those intricately designed Jeep tire covers that say “Life Is Good”, which I imagine was so the 5th wheel didn’t feel as much like a 3rd wheel & felt it had more value (spoiler alert: it’s not a spoiler, it’s a tire with terrible font tattooed onto its new faux-leather jacket).
It’s like the hipster of tired… poor thing.
Forethcontinuing back to my metamorphosis into a bagged sloth:
I’m ready for my journey.
Thanks for the start-up I’ve been (bean?) waiting for.
Been: what a word.
Plus, maybe I’ll finally meet the real Oscar the Grouch & then I can travel with a buddy who’s slightly more diZEnfranchised than me.
All’s well that ends… well, in a cocoon thousands of miles away from whatever this is supposed to be that I’m calling “life” right now.
Fuck.
Now I’m rethinking the whole “Life Is Good” thing🤔
Maybe the bagged sloths have adapted to urban life more than previously understood.
Maybe, their not a spare tire at all?!!? Maybe their dimorphic bagged sloths who learned the art of “hitching a free ride”, like little bebe Spiderlings do.
Man. Now I’m questioning my whole life up to this point.
Nevermind. Back to bagged-sloth-ery transformation!
That’s how the Spidey DewwWWWr…
Learning how to hitch a free ride I mean like a little Spidey-ling on the InterWEB.
P.s. It needs to be said: I want to Ze, Franks for everything👋
@20storiesunder
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Ahhh the first true facts
@takenname8053
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Super Nice
@Disgruntled_Dave
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Little did he know, the mighty street chickens actually attacked those unfortunate bagged sloths and took their places on the great journey to the forests and lakes of the outside world. The street chickens are the true predators, and the "dreaded" duck made for a convenient scapegoat.
@dupeas
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
I love you. If you're ever in new orleans, please let me treat you and who ever to dinner. 🙂
@oldbrasstoes
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Nope. Not gone.
Only now, I have an insatiable desire to alchemically transform into a bagged sloth, and live my #BestLife 😄
🤮 best life? I’d like to meet the writer who came up with that; probably the same person who created those intricately designed Jeep tire covers that say “Life Is Good”, which I imagine was so the 5th wheel didn’t feel as much like a 3rd wheel & felt it had more value (spoiler alert: it’s not a spoiler, it’s a tire with terrible font tattooed onto its new faux-leather jacket).
It’s like the hipster of tired… poor thing.
Forethcontinuing back to my metamorphosis into a bagged sloth:
I’m ready for my journey.
Thanks for the start-up I’ve been (bean?) waiting for.
Been: what a word.
Plus, maybe I’ll finally meet the real Oscar the Grouch & then I can travel with a buddy who’s slightly more diZEnfranchised than me.
All’s well that ends… well, in a cocoon thousands of miles away from whatever this is supposed to be that I’m calling “life” right now.
Fuck.
Now I’m rethinking the whole “Life Is Good” thing🤔
Maybe the bagged sloths have adapted to urban life more than previously understood.
Maybe, their not a spare tire at all?!!? Maybe their dimorphic bagged sloths who learned the art of “hitching a free ride”, like little bebe Spiderlings do.
Man. Now I’m questioning my whole life up to this point.
Nevermind. Back to bagged-sloth-ery transformation!
That’s how the Spidey DewwWWWr…
Learning how to hitch a free ride I mean like a little Spidey-ling on the InterWEB.
P.s.
It needs to be said: I want to Ze, Franks for everything👋
@saxyrocks
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Cute girl in the intro probably in college now. Yikes!
@JustinMinoruLeachonLuna
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Nostalgia.
@kineokami
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
I love you, my favorite of favorites
@candybanks8717
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Since ducks are always the same weight as witches, I think that reveals their true malevolent nature.
@fairyfay30
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Lol 😂
@matthewcupelli5901
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
You were pretty cute
@designatedvillain738
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
This dude can make some mean ASMR
@epsilonnought6646
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
The outer outside… That is the greatest name ever.
@juliesmith8130
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
😂😍😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ztruestile8837
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
hahhahaan haha
@audreyquezada5236
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Street chickens? And the baget sloth am I saying that right? Funny stuff
@KDBBM
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Go back inside. It's a dangerous world out there!
@NickRoss
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Noooooooo street chicken !!!!!!!!!!!!
@justincross7954
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
LoL…
Hatching of the baget sloth…
@justincross7954
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
LoL…
Infant street chickens…
@itsjcbb
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
XD
@abtra
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Adolescent street chickens have more courage. They stand up-right
@Toibaobao
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Amazing.
@SpaceMasterRahel
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
GAH, the english accent makes you even MORE attractive…
@1pop2pop3popo
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
True facts about the bagged sloth?
@cottoncandylamb
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
No, Ze. They aren't. And they will never leave. Why would they when this much awesome is on their screen?
@PuddleDew
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Ze was actually really hot here
@PuddleDew
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
"Unlike the inside, with its many fruits and tacos"
@NadiaLee666
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Yep… Am gone… Oh my lucifer!! I lied…
@jennytkacz4231
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
loved the romantic dance with the phone cord
@BosnianPowerArmor
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Zefrank reminds me of Danny Grozdich XD
@polkadotalien1
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
There are forest in New Jersey?
@entrancedunicorn
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
I really enjoyed this video.
Ze, do you know where I can find other videos like this?
@hackyou45
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Prepaid credit card?
@SusejFTW
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
This video reminded me it's garbage day. Funny how that works.
@sssbaraba
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
EPIC HUMOR
@thedanliest
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Brotherhood 2.0 brought me here. I was pleasantly surprised to find this is the same channel that does the 'true facts'. 5/5 stars, would watch again.
@honotiro
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
0:23 there were hipsters in 2006???
@AvazeGorgha
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
They taste like street humans.
@DaScribbler
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
That…
That was beautiful.
@sophinana
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Outer outside… $&@?#% hilarious!
@frozeneternity93
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Wonder what street chicken must taste like?
@oneperson2person
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
ahahahaha. I love your outside nature documentary XD
@alexarosselli
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
I think the answer you might have been looking for is, "Yes, with Ze Frank."
@greenspot13
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
I've learned so much in so short a time.
@jeichorst
September 11, 2025 at 4:06 am
Do you miss NYC? I bet is misses you.
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