Peter Thiel: Everything You Didn’t Know About His Sh*tty Past
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In our 23rd episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin and Alyssa dive deep into the past of Silicon Valley goblin, Peter Thiel. From his influence in placing misanthropic frauds into the tech sector to cursing our Government with JD Vance, is Pete the creepiest tech ghoul on Earth?
CHAPTERS
0:00 Intro
1:20 Early Life
5:01 Attempts at Being a Pundit with The Diversity Myth
9:20 Founding PayPal and Relationship with Elon Musk
11:05 Investing in Facebook and Failed Fine Dining
12:55 Failed Businesses
16:20 Peter Thiel vs. Gawker Over Hulk Hogan Story
18:20 Investing in Politics and Donald Trump
21:55 Nurturing JD Vance
22:43 Ad Break
24:13 Palantir Spy Software
27:50 Weird Dabbling in Medicine
30:45 Neo-Reactionary Movement
34:00 The Quest to Not Die
36:00 Seasteading
37:55 The Mysterious Death of Alleged Boyfriend
40:09 Weird New Opinions
42:50 Rating Peter Thiel
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@user-yh9yb6ru4q
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
The best part about the show: the ladies do not trash the subjects, but rather, the ladies let the subjects eviscerate themselves through their own acts, deeds and words.
@ewignichjesehn
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
you smell him before you see him.
@FaveDorkBlessem
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
I love you two–and what you do–so much that I hesitate to come in hot like an asshat fact nerd. But I won't sleep or eat if I don't mention that the George Packer profile of Thiel was in The New Yorker, not The NY Times. Thank you. Great post otherwise, and now I'll go back to attending to my other thousand little obsessions that keep me hidden from the normal world.
@BabaBest2000
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Nasty and boring women
@hashkeeper
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
How is this video 45 minutes long? Each point of shame takes 30 seconds to describe at most
@Thatguy22969
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
You know i was reall looking forward to this when this came up on my feed because i dont usually get new channles on my feed but this video is honestly not my style, i also dont like the man in question nut when insults are thrown left and rigth to the point that the whole video was just riddled with insults to point i dont get the point of the video. Just my take maybe this is how you do videos and its fine.
@jannacoyote4246
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
If Thiel thinks he’s going to live to be 120 years old, he really needs to think again. He cannot do it that way. The “paleo” diet is a sad joke, and running really isn’t all that “good for you” either. He’ll be lucky if he makes it past 64, maybe 72 at best.
@DarylShaimas
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
The “banality of evil” personified
@Ttyl2024
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Is it me or does this guy sound like Beavis and butthead .? This guy hates his mother and is punishing us all.
@sarahnorris1671
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
You had me at the title.
@MarioGarcia-hu1ys
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Nick Fuentes ❤
@SpectreJL
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
the first major storm would wash them away.
@markcrupper4148
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Could you do something on Larry Fink.
@cammieg4381
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
"Peter Theil is about as likable as a dirty syringe in a sandbox"…PERFECT Description! 😆
@90210Sun
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
What a nut job
@Etcher
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
"Collegiate cabal of unfuckables" oh man, I'm so stealing that one
@Etcher
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Thiel is the worst of all the f**king guys – like the worst
@dandinkler6315
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Don't slander lotr fans by calling them lonely nerds. Thats rude as hell
@Self-ActualiseManifestElevate
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Great content
@DrummingTmate
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Sociopath and psychopath are two words for the same thing. "Without Conscience" DR Robert Hare. Bernie Madoff was a psychopath as was Ted Bundy and both were also sociopaths as …two words for the same condition. "Need to do harm" does not figure into it, just the absence of a conscience.
@OldiesButGoodiesFilm
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
The way his face has changed over the years looks like he does meth regularly
@annak29
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
The "evangelical" cult did a lot of damage to this once-human individual. Repression of the child's soul is extremely disastrous.
@sageabovethemoon21
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Does Thiel get that he is Gollum??
@jakklump
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
If you control the media you can convert the Party of Gay Orgies and Pedophile Supporters into the "Party of Family Values" for the idiots and evangelicals.
@halbertking2683
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Don't sugar coat it .
@annak29
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Anosognosia: "lack of awareness and insight into one's own psychopathology"
@mivigo8162
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Do an episode on Steven Miller, please!
@annak29
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Ghoulmaster 6660
@jakklump
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
@19:25 watch "the reptile's" darting tongue.
@TheFL6
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
He's gay, what do you expect? So is Altman and Karp.
@rhythmandacoustics
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
What is the point of this video? How are you changing things? What will you do? Can you change anything? If not then this is a waste of time.
@fiercemonkey1
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Y’all roasting teal is funny as hell. Please dear god keep the witty scripts hot and fresh to speak the truth with a laugh! 🖖😊
@Asadaf-e5v
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
Peter Thiel points to Greta Thunberg as the archetype of Antichrist. Thunberg has been a vocal opponent of what ICJ investigating as war crimes and genocide, but in contrast he is a primary funder and benefactor of Palantir, a company that provides AI and data analytics to military and intelligence agencies, including the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF). Therefore, he is directly profiting from and enabling the very machinery that is carrying out the violence that Thunberg is protesting against.
When we apply Thiel's own theological framework to the real world, the labels appear to reverse:
– The "Peace and Safety" He Fears: Thunberg's call for a ceasefire and an end to killing. This is a call for humanitarian peace and safety.
– The "Peace and Safety" He Enables: A vision of "safety" achieved through overwhelming military dominance and surveillance, powered by his company's technology. This is a fortress peace and safety, built on the subjugation of others.
From your perspective, and based on this logic, Thiel is not warning about the Antichrist; he is describing his own project. He condemns the concept of "peace and safety" while funding a system that imposes a violent, militarized version of it. He accuses a protester of being the Antichrist while his resources support the machinery of a war that has killed tens of thousands.
This is the ultimate hypocrisy. GAZA IS A METHOD. The Antichrist Method. They are just testing it now.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/26/opinion/peter-thiel-antichrist-ross-douthat.html
@RoseyTucker
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
At 9:44: Apologies for my superficial comment. But here we see a photo of Elon Musk. It's obvious that his hair loss was quite advanced st that young age. Years later we see photos of him with a full head of hair. Onviously he had hair replacement surgery. I'm really gotta wondering why USA's facist dictator doesn't go that route, and avoid the worst combover in history.
@michaelbisceglia9154
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 am
It’s great to listen to two ladies speaking normally and intelligently as opposed to the younger girls with the trailing off lazy speech pattern that is unlistenable
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