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Ethan Simmons Patterson Tries Real Red Sauce, Hates Jarred Now | Your Pasta Sucks with Matteo Lane

Matteo Lane | April 26, 2025



Ethan Simmons Patterson came over to cook red sauce β€” and let’s just say he’s done with the jarred stuff.
Simple, classic, and no shortcuts. Just real Italian red sauce.

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πŸŽ₯ Video by Chris Caso:
https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4/

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CREDITS
Talent
Matteo Lane
Ethan Simmons Patterson

Director & Editor
Chris Caso

Camera Operator
SLEW

Kitchen Assistant
Tommy McKiernan

Producer
Jenny Morrissey

Makeup
Jessica Ortiz
Faith Villicana

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Written by Matteo Lane

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