World Records That Will Never Be Broken

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your getting close to your 1000th video

I just thought of a record that will never Stand. The record for 'Most Yawn Inducing YouTube Video' will never stand, at least not while Joe is making new content!

Once, I held the record for youngest person in the world. I only held it for a few seconds, though.

You forgot “Jenny Pollard Being Your First Kids At Nine Years Old In The Pietro’s Pizza Game Room”. I’ll always own that one

Another fun fact with the dolphins. They went 32 – 2 in the 72 and 73 seasons. They won the 72 and 73 Super Bowl.

Here's a couple of unbreakable baseball records

Johnny Vandermeer- two no-hotters in consecutive starts. Heck, it'll probably never be matched! (And broken? That would require three no-nos in a row!)

Also, Joe Dimaggio and 'The Streak' (of 56 consecutive games with a base hit), statistically, should take about 10,000 years of Major League Baseball to be broken. It should not have happened. (Though, there was a slightly longer hit streak in the Pacific Coast League- 61, a record held by… Joe Dimaggio!)

P.S: Supposedly Satchel Paige pitched back to back no hitters several times, even against major league level players- but that wasn't IN the Majors.

I think youre just challenging people with this video, remember, theres always more carzy people out there

I'm not sure just because Guinness Book of Records don't have the category anymore is a good enough reason to say that these records won't be broken. Guinness don't own the rights to records or who gets to attempt them. Although I have heard they try to. I also heard it could cost thousands of dollars to get them to judge attempts, essentially holding records for ransom. Records are there to be broken and Guinness can't stop you from attempting them or braking them. The internet is a thing. Chuck it on YouTube or online somewhere and you good to go.

if I was falling into open water, cold deep ocean. and I had a flamethrower or firebending powers or whatever that allowed me to boil an area of water beneath me before I hit it, so that the bubbles soften the impact. would I be burned by the water or would the surrounding cold leech the heat away by the time I hit? how far up would you have to be for that to balance out into a "safe" landing, if it's even possible?
Why do you make me think these things?
Also in college we pronounced Merganser the way you did, as a joke.

I think GTA V will stay as the most sold full priced retail ever. Tetris is ahead across multiple iterations and developers and Minecraft, but that’s a comparatively cheap "indie" game that wasn’t available for retail.

GTA V sits at 225 million units sold and Red Dead 2 which is the next best selling game is at 90. GTA IV sits at 25 million and Cyberpunk 2077 is at 40 million for some other comparison.

Just something timely for next weeks launch

I made the longest cat video in the world, lasting 13 hours. come on Guinness !