What Would Jon Stewart Be Doing if Not Comedy? Not Working for his Brother | The Daily Show

What I’m hearing is that he would’ve been an absolutely radical cliff diving athlete!

You work Jon .)

I hope there was at least one Amazon warehouse employee in the audience.

He'd take that Israeli lobbying gig he's been auditioning for on his show. No worries about the pay cut because he loves the work.

True story (like Jon's): I worked 2 weeks mixing egg products at my hometown egg factory. I got a few days training, but didn't listen very well, at the time. So, not once, but twice, I forgot to put the stopper in the transfer tank, and 10,000lbs of eggs went down the drain. I wasn't fired, but I was transferred to receiving. There I mainly just stacked boxes off the lines.

Jon's brother owes us an apology

Dont ever ❤😊get on Jon Stewart bad side his rage 😤💪🔥 can be so extreme at times ❤

I was like Jon Stewart, I wasn't the best employee in the world. but in my defense most of the jobs were entry level jobs. without a lot of incentive to move up. so getting canned or quitting wasn't that big of a deal.

Cant recall if hes been tested, but i would lay bets hes on the adhd spectrum😂

I knew we were in trouble the moment he said “cliff diving”.

I grew up in central New Jersey. I went to Quakerbridge Mall all the time growing up. Just a couple years after Jon graduated High School though.

My first job was also at Woolworth's, and I was fired. I worked there for 6 weeks and then they told me to not come in anymore. But it was because the whole company was going bankrupt and closing…

I've known guys like that at work. They make life hard for everyone around, because they are just goofballs. They cost the company and employees. They are just clowns. I wonder if he ever made restitution for the damages? I hope his brother didn't have to eat it. But somebody did.. but not ole Jonny boy!

If I could get out of a bean bag chair, I’d still have one 😂💕.

So…maybe professional Cliff Diver? 🤷

Stock shelves and frat boyz braind and beanbag chairs = fired. 😂😂😂 by your brother!

Woolworths made John look old. Beanbag chairs make me feel old.

I've heard this story multiple times and will continue to listen every time he tells it 😂

He's soooooooo great 🤍

Woolworth's. 😐😑😐 They sold absolutely EVERYTHING. 😭😭😭 Oh my Lord, I'm ancient. 😭

He would be, "Living in a Van Down by the River"!!!

So, he was always a comedian.