The Unluckiest Name in History | Tales From the Bottle

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I'm a simple man.
I read the name Gay Hitler on a tombstone. I read "the unluckiest names in history" and I laugh because that sure is one good example of a bad name 😂😂😂❤

Hitler needed the gay to balance him out

With Guy being an existing last name I wonder if at some point some one was called “Gay Guy”.

I knew a guy named Harry Chin

I've got an app that records my phone calls. The ladies should have something like that.

If my best friend goes missing I'm sending the recordings of our phone calls to the police.

His wife knew he was on the phone but doesn't belive I was recording.

There is or was a Brazilian police director called Hitler Mussolini

5:11 as if the local paper would print a story about the death of the dentist…in English.

Talk about the guy named Preserved Fish next

On unfortunate names for the times, i met a kid in like 03 who was a little older than my 12 or 13 yr old self, whilst ridin a train that ended up delayed by weather so we spent an extra 24-36 hrs on it; and the guys name was Gaylord. And i know its actually a prty common name historically and all that, but it was also a very unfortunate name for a child in the 90s or 00s

Dont recall if we gave last names but doubt it, tho hopefully his wasnt like Mussolini or smth xD But i do know that even at that young age i knew how unfortunate the name was, mostly bcuz of all the times id been called the first few letters, or a slurry version of them if someone was extra spicy, or otherwise alluded to such by deridin my sensitivity or callin me a sissy or deridin my inability with sports (turns out ive a fine motor control disability; tho that wudve just been more fuel if theyd known that 9,9 I got called enuf ableist terms about my mentality without physicality gettin atkd there too)

He honestly seemed like an awesome dude who no doubt grew up to be a lord of gays in the other sense too; bcuz even as a much older teen to me at the time, i totes had the hots for him even if i didnt understand any of such back then bcuz of the whole combo of nebularomantic and aegosexual to top it all off (Aro Ace umbrella; meanin i dont remotely understand romance or my own romantic interests even to this day, n see things in a diff light as to whats romantic or not — and im interested in sex **in theory only**; practice aint for me, as it took me way too long to fully understand, cuz my brain feels like it wants it until it has the opportunity for it with another person instd of solo mode xD). He was a total twink alrdy n was at least in style of dress more akin to a goth too; so my type at the time for sure as i swear i only hung out with goths come high school age cuz i thowt they were all so cute or hot or both.

5:40 I mean, when Dick van Dyke was born his name meant nothing other than a name, but now is a euphemism for penis next to a slur.

This is almost as absurd as the president of Namibia who is named…Adolf Hitler.

Just imagine using your GPS in Ohio and being told to turn onto Hitler Road.

4:16 ah yes the classic awkward opposite hand handshake. My favorite way to greet both Gays and military personnel.

Funnily enough 5:45

Israeli Epstein is actually a real person