How Fake Armies Make Real Soldiers Panic | Tales From the Bottle
Decoys, dummies and deception – all’s fair in love and war. Today we’re mostly looking at war though…
“Dummies and decoys are fake military equipment that are intended to deceive the enemy. Dummies and decoys are only one aspect of military deception.
During World War II, dummy airfields and even towns were used in England to divert German bombers from the real targets. At the Battle of La Ciotat in 1944, American aircraft dropped hundreds of dummy paratroopers (paradummies) just north of La Ciotat, France. The goal of this operation was to divert German troops away from the main landing zones of Operation Dragoon. Additionally, during World War II, Operation Quicksilver was an attempt to mislead the Germans as to the location of the D-Day invasion using dummy military equipment.
A naval example was the British battleship HMS Centurion. Obsolete and disarmed by World War II, she spent two years in the Mediterranean fitted with wooden guns, to make British naval forces in the area seem stronger than they were. Likewise, Fleet tender was the codename for a number of British merchant ships that fitted with dummy structures to resemble warships. During the late Cold War, East German S-200 surface-to-air missile sites employed decommissioned and modified PRV-9 height finding radars as decoys to confuse NATO electronic signals intelligence gathering operations.
In the 1991 Persian Gulf War, BQM-74C Chukar III drones were used as decoys during the initial air attacks into Iraq. One group of drones flew over 500 kilometers (310 miles) at 630 km/h (390 mph), then began to circle Baghdad for up to 20 minutes. Iraqi air defense radars which probed for the drones were engaged by allied strike aircraft firing AGM-88 HARMs (High-speed Anti-Radiation Missiles).
During the Kosovo War, NATO claimed to have destroyed over 100 Serbian tanks and 200 armored personnel carriers using expensive precision-guided munitions, while various estimates place that number much lower. Numerous remains of decoys made of wood and canvas, or from out-of-commission vehicles are instead said to have been found by reporters.
In Russia, a former hot air balloon factory has continued in the 2010s to make dummy tanks, aircraft, missile launch pads, radar stations, and rocket launchers. The inflatable dummies are designed to present a realistic image to enemy radar and thermal imaging.
During the Russian invasion of Ukraine, AFU successfully used wooden dummies of HIMARS in order to divert Russian missile strikes.
An intercontinental ballistic missile may release decoys in addition to one or more warheads.
Military aircraft on SEAD missions may carry decoy missiles such as the ADM-160 MALD which can create aircraft-like return signals on enemy radars.”
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October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
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@poilolegz9585
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Tank u
@schonnj
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
For some odd reason the angry bee threat to the inflatable dummy vehicles was extra amusing.
@eliyahufogel
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
This was both interesting and tedious
@moelll
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
The Irish navy…. LOL
@Nopalez07
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Quaker gun is such a fun name. Quakers are a religious sect that are nonviolent, and can’t go into the military, so a gun that doesn’t shoot is one a Quaker could use
Edit: I should have waited a few seconds before writing this
@joemoody2626
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Using dummies, to appear to have to use dummies because your military is to small , but really isn't, is genius
@danielwordsworth1843
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
those inflatables only cost so much for taxpayers army
@bonnie9855
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
You can actually get a small british reconnaissance tank for only around 15k
@WhispyrAsmr
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Pretty sure in addition, they made wooden cannons
@shinsenshogun900
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
I'm present, but in a guise of a bloated dead tramp posing as an officer supposedly expected to have lived a life if not for the duty of waging war!
@iKenKillMyself
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
All war is based on deception.
@ArloReedtv
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
fun fact the SAS originally was a fake army unit created by the british spy network before david sterling made it an actual thing after giving his idea to a GCHQ officer
@macinsocks6960
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
I thought this was about dimwitted soldiers
@videokaninen8995
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Thats going on the wishlist
@lucasvandervliet5508
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Your drawings are always so good
@JobyFluorine-ru4bd
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Dude! Is that John Cleese in the middle at 2:02?
@28russ
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Ya shoulda mentioned all the lit up fake towns, cities and factories the Brits made in WW2 to fool the Luftwaffe into thinkin they were real at night. Some poor bugger or 2 would sit in a little bomb shelter a few miles away and flick the switch every night and if the generator didn't work he'd have to light up oil pots by hand and hope they didn't start droppin bombs in the mean time. They were called Starfish, Q and K sites if ya want more info. 💡🔥💥
@General12th
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
No amount of particularly angry bees could deflate my enthusiasm for the next Qxir video.
@radish6691
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Inflatable military hardware seems like something one could find on AliExpress.
@marcblanchet678
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
did enjoy it dummy. especially the very high quality ADR deflate sound.
@davidbrzoza687
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
I was actually privileged enough to see a real fake tree in person when I went to Britain. Definitely the wild west of warfare
@orboakin8074
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
1:35 Ironically, the Quakers were one of the first groups to push for abolition of sIavery in the British empire and subsequently in North America due to their Christian faith 😊 Were the Confederates aware of this?
@bugsbunny8691
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
This is why you should never go to war with Brittain.
@goldenfiberwheat238
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
5:54 TIMEGHOST MENTIONED
THIS IS MODERN WAR 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔊
@ClarkGriswold-m2e
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Idk if there was any situations where these dummies or quaker guns brought unwanted attention to a position trying to high ball what they had
@peter4210
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
I have had never had problem with birds and my garden, by I have have not grown grain
@elliethebat4761
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Im suprised you didnt meantion the time in WWII where the germans made a whole fake wooden air base, but the british knew about it. The brits then dropped a wooden bomb on it cause it was funny
@RAFMnBgaming
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
A disguised ship whose disguise falls off when hit by a wave has massive "the front fell off" energy.
@spacejihadist69420
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
"They're only allowed to make cardboard tanks."
Poland, years later: What the hell is a Panzer III?
@charlesstribula3477
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
“Particularly angry bee” & “tank you.” Gold. 👍
@metalbullets
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Keep up the great work Qxir. Your videos are great. Been watching even before your Ruby Ridge video. Happy to see your progress, hope your channel keeps growing. Keep it up, bud
@GabrielGabriel-k2x
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Fake fake dummies is just alpha legion level trickery
@genshimemories6356
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
3:02 why does the "merchant ship" look like a weird aircraft carrier? I heard Qxir used AI in the past.
@eduarddvorecky3731
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
One thing i expected was the time germans built wooden airport and brits dropped wooden bomb on it
@alexxxiy69
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
2:13 is there a reason you drew a bullet wound on the neck🤔 just wondering
@alexabrennan4723
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
I watched this while fighting for my life on the toilet thank you qxir for easing my pain
@yeoldenew
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
War never changes, but sometimes it does
@LianeFehrle
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Do you think that trump is an inflatable dummy?
@mikesiciliano210
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
So what you're saying is that Britain and Ireland should set up a dummy army to ward off the islamist boat invasion they're currently facing on a daily basis?
@mirrorblue100
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
Alamein – like chow mein.
@LITTLEAPRILSPINKPERKYDONUTHOLE
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
scud for the garden…lol
@williamforbes6291
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
souper intelligence*
@williamforbes6291
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯
@Iriestine
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
❤
@weetyskemian44
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
a cat ate my pot plant
@Shantari
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
My favorite such story is still the German fake airbase with dummy planes and everything on which the British dropped a single bomb. Made of wood.
@HotKek
October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am
I am really sad that none of the inflatable sherman decoy tanks from ww2 survive to this day. They look neat.