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How Fake Armies Make Real Soldiers Panic | Tales From the Bottle

Qxir | October 12, 2026



Decoys, dummies and deception – all’s fair in love and war. Today we’re mostly looking at war though…

“Dummies and decoys are fake military equipment that are intended to deceive the enemy. Dummies and decoys are only one aspect of military deception.
During World War II, dummy airfields and even towns were used in England to divert German bombers from the real targets. At the Battle of La Ciotat in 1944, American aircraft dropped hundreds of dummy paratroopers (paradummies) just north of La Ciotat, France. The goal of this operation was to divert German troops away from the main landing zones of Operation Dragoon. Additionally, during World War II, Operation Quicksilver was an attempt to mislead the Germans as to the location of the D-Day invasion using dummy military equipment.
A naval example was the British battleship HMS Centurion. Obsolete and disarmed by World War II, she spent two years in the Mediterranean fitted with wooden guns, to make British naval forces in the area seem stronger than they were. Likewise, Fleet tender was the codename for a number of British merchant ships that fitted with dummy structures to resemble warships. During the late Cold War, East German S-200 surface-to-air missile sites employed decommissioned and modified PRV-9 height finding radars as decoys to confuse NATO electronic signals intelligence gathering operations.
In the 1991 Persian Gulf War, BQM-74C Chukar III drones were used as decoys during the initial air attacks into Iraq. One group of drones flew over 500 kilometers (310 miles) at 630 km/h (390 mph), then began to circle Baghdad for up to 20 minutes. Iraqi air defense radars which probed for the drones were engaged by allied strike aircraft firing AGM-88 HARMs (High-speed Anti-Radiation Missiles).
During the Kosovo War, NATO claimed to have destroyed over 100 Serbian tanks and 200 armored personnel carriers using expensive precision-guided munitions, while various estimates place that number much lower. Numerous remains of decoys made of wood and canvas, or from out-of-commission vehicles are instead said to have been found by reporters.
In Russia, a former hot air balloon factory has continued in the 2010s to make dummy tanks, aircraft, missile launch pads, radar stations, and rocket launchers. The inflatable dummies are designed to present a realistic image to enemy radar and thermal imaging.
During the Russian invasion of Ukraine, AFU successfully used wooden dummies of HIMARS in order to divert Russian missile strikes.
An intercontinental ballistic missile may release decoys in addition to one or more warheads.
Military aircraft on SEAD missions may carry decoy missiles such as the ADM-160 MALD which can create aircraft-like return signals on enemy radars.”

More on Wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_dummy

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  1. @Nopalez07

    October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am

    Quaker gun is such a fun name. Quakers are a religious sect that are nonviolent, and can’t go into the military, so a gun that doesn’t shoot is one a Quaker could use
    Edit: I should have waited a few seconds before writing this

  2. @28russ

    October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am

    Ya shoulda mentioned all the lit up fake towns, cities and factories the Brits made in WW2 to fool the Luftwaffe into thinkin they were real at night. Some poor bugger or 2 would sit in a little bomb shelter a few miles away and flick the switch every night and if the generator didn't work he'd have to light up oil pots by hand and hope they didn't start droppin bombs in the mean time. They were called Starfish, Q and K sites if ya want more info. 💡🔥💥

  3. @orboakin8074

    October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am

    1:35 Ironically, the Quakers were one of the first groups to push for abolition of sIavery in the British empire and subsequently in North America due to their Christian faith 😊 Were the Confederates aware of this?

  4. @elliethebat4761

    October 12, 2026 at 11:07 am

    Im suprised you didnt meantion the time in WWII where the germans made a whole fake wooden air base, but the british knew about it. The brits then dropped a wooden bomb on it cause it was funny

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