RIP Jordan Jensen – Episode 74: Brendan Sagalow
Jordan and fellow comedian Brendan Sagalow talk about weight loss, eating habits, having kids, anxiety, dating, act-out comedy, and why their shared therapist falls asleep during sessions.
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@grantahart
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
If you ever have issues with getting blood drawn and fainting, you should really try getting addicted to pain killers until your broke and then turning to Heroin for the better part of your 20s until the sight of a needle excites you instead of scares you.
Or therapy I guess.
@true_xander
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Imagine one day people writing "R.I.P Jordan Jensen" but nobody understands that its because you're dead xD
@Secret_squirrel11
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
49:46 exactly. I dont want to have to be the "man and woman" in my family…..also this was a great ep!
@Jen-gw9tf
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
I need the same thing from a mate, you gotta be able to fix stuff. That's super attractive. I can't be the only one doing stuff around the house. I get what she's saying. Your impression of Jennifer was amazing Jordan.
@kniivess
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
i see sagalow, i click
@NOHAMUSIC94
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Brendan’s whip after saying he switched to diet cokes 😂
@JG-jy7pe
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Dane cook rules
@kristinalocke6531
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Jordan doing Jennifer Coolidge is the bomb!❤️❤️🔥🔥
@marinareza
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Only pod where I don’t skip the ads
@denimloser
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
31:25 and then the cut to the ad was hilarious 🤣
@nategomes1719
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Sag bag is the ultimate pod guest. He just like the Bruce Lee saying he flows like water.
@sigma_wolph_podcast
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Jordan may not know that nothing is closer to human meat than pork. Bacon is like cooking a human. Cozy my ass
@micah_noel
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
I thought you said “stop” during the Rosanne story because it’s sad and you didn’t want to think about it.
He has a heart attack at Darlene’s wedding. During the final season, he recovers and then they win the lottery and there’s a whole bunch of crazy stuff. It’s all pretty cheesy. But then at the very end of the final episode it’s revealed that it’s all fiction that Rosanne had been writing because she took up writing as a hobby after Dan actually died from the heart attack.
It’s super sad and I’m trying to not cry right now. Misremembering that the heart attack never actually happened is wild.
@Wadefamilylife
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Get the glp1 pill, the lady who lost sight probably had diabetes before hand
@storia-thyme
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
( o Y o )
@GwazaJuse
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
jordan your mom is a problem in your life because her politics are really bad
@bb-wb8sb
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Jordan, when you are in your death bed, do you think the thought of:
"I'm just so happy that I got to experience a long term relationship with someone that can fix a sink"
Is something that will ever cross your mind?
You get these icks, and vibes, and for some reason you treat those as the pillars of the world, rather than the passing thoughts and feelings that they are.
It's not that the thoughts and feelings are even wrong, undesirable, or whatever. The problem it seems to me is how much weight to give to them. It feels very, very, disproportionate.
@GOOCHEDUP
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
3:42, haven’t either of you suffered enough to just get over simple shit like that? Lean into it, embrace it.
@RealiSimHQ
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
No way Allen isn't a handler at this point. Lol
@m__P___
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
"Gooder" killed me!!!
@saucy_noodles
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
something extremely pleasing and calming about the ad reads
like npr
@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
I've been on Zepbound for almost 2 years and have lost 80 lbs. The only side effect I've had is nausea.
@kassiuh6119
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
I love the sag
@war5561
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
I love when I walk back into my house and it still smells like bacon. I thought I was the only one. 🫶
@jesszand6076
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
first 3 minutes made me faint
@wildernessfarming7726
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Very good episode, but solo episodes are the best!
@elijahwhitfield3032
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
I like them together. They have good chemistry.👏🏾🙏🏾
@hayleyhellbound9513
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
29:54 just wanna say I clicked on this episode, excited, because he’s said things that made it clear he’s a hardcore Disney fan!
@davisatom
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
I love this podcast. I think Brendan and her sister are the best guests.
@Anjchard
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
He means generalized anxiety disorder.
@Sky-di5nt
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Y'all know about IFS therapy?
@46NorthAve
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
anxiety IS cognitive. you can't have anxiety in your foot. this psychologist is a hack.
@chris.941
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Those first three minutes of injection talk were rough, dawg; ugh, first shot I remember (was like 3) was given by an undiagnosed parkinson's lady. Got the needle in my arm while her hand was shaking real bad and hit bone and then she panicked while I was screaming.
@walkr8383
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
This is the comedian bf she was talking about?
@utuber714
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Cute couple right here
@JessicaRuthSundstrom
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Brendan, if you’re reading comments, you’re doing amazing! You’re so funny! Good job, keep going!
@tatortotsntits5867
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
One of the best guests
@nilo70
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Death is nothing to us.
When we live,death is not here.
When we die and death comes we no longer exist.
@imtheslothking
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
JORDAN FOREVER ALONE
@Mr_Dopey
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
How about the Jane Doe, that assaulted those poor inebriated frat boys?
@raayjayyy
October 7, 2026 at 6:04 pm
Jordan what shoes are you wearing 👀