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Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik | September 23, 2026



https://www.helixsleep.com/bigmoney Labor Day Sale Extended Exclusive Partner Offer – 27% off sitewide

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  1. @Indoor-Kid

    September 23, 2026 at 5:15 am

    Hey, so I'm not so familiar with your YouTube career but I really appreciated your puppetry with Stephen Hawking on that one island we don't talk about. He was even more animated than he was before the wheelchair!
    I'm looking forward to seeing your future puppetry method with Mitch McConnell, this Weekend at Bernie's approach is so avant garde and refreshing, despite the literal smell of death and shit after shaking your hands.

  2. @Miami.grackle

    September 23, 2026 at 5:15 am

    This advertisement had no effect on me whatsoever.
    Really it didn’t. So far.
    This damn thing is long… 49 minutes left? I need to pause it, in order to go get a hot dog. Haven’t ate one for a long time. Mmmm.

  3. @jazzsharkoon2342

    September 23, 2026 at 5:15 am

    Watching this stream has made me realize how powerful Erik has become. He has conditioned us to love sponsors so much that we will watch 2 and a half hours of him telling us to buy a matress, and we won't even question it. And its fucking working. I am 3 matresses in. Once these Helix Sleep Matresses show up, I will have the best sleep of my life. It will pair nicely with my extensive collection of Raycon Everyday Earbuds and their active noise cancelation to create a sensory deprivation bubble. My Nord VPN subscription comes in handy, preventing my mom and my ISP from seeing my viewing data as I listen to my Furry ASMR Vore Roleplays I fall asleep to every night.

  4. @cheemsneedsmemes

    September 23, 2026 at 5:15 am

    REAL SLEEP PARALEESIS STORY: I got it really bad at 19 ruined my sleep entirely for a bit and got me put on anti-psychotics. I would wake up my vision locked in place, the image frozen in place. I could feel myself moving around in the bed but it felt like I was covered in sand it was so hard to move. My hearts racing when out of the corner of my eye I see this shimmering being, it was almost entirely still just watching me. Eventually I would fall asleep or wake up and "re open" my eyes and realise I wasn't even laying how I thought I was. It would get worse there would be two of them and they would communicate silently about me. One night they brought another I was small and black like the darkness behind our eyes. It hopped up on the bed with immense speed and crawled on all fours up to my head. I could feel it crawl inside my brain and begin it's infernal work. The pain like daggers through my synapses, I try to scream to find my voice replaced by a faint gargle. The two shimmering beings look at each other, pain stops and they disappear. I've tried not to incorporate these events into my personal belief system but if what happened was real it changes everything.

  5. @cheemsneedsmemes

    September 23, 2026 at 5:15 am

    look its not 8hrs long and thats all i need to know. Because listen, I need a mattress that go long and hard. Dream for dream, but what you have here is nap mattress. Merely meant to tide you over, till a real mattress can find you and give you it's cool relaxing comfort.

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