best prehistoric spawn points
from doggerland to the fertile crescent– these were some of the best places to be born in during the stone age.
in this video I rank the lifestyles of early humans and different neolithic hot spots based on how appealing the resources were but also how dangerous the environment and the wildlife could get.
I may be a bit biased bc agriculture was a scam.

@thepoopieshow
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
for anyone interested in the plush this is the link: https://www.makeship.com/petitions/poopie-plush
@McC1oudv2
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
60% of the Earth's surface is 10/10 if you know what your doing… until other humans show up
@much-smarter-than-you
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
>this chick literally picks russia and russia lite as better than anywhere in south america
LOL. also the whackadoodle thought that carbs makes ppl smaller? LEL. the shortest pygmy ppl on earth are asians and overly inbred natives. everyone eating carbs and protein is literally what made europeans the LARGEST and strongest race on earth. X'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@much-smarter-than-you
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
oh god its the garbage child voice again
@Cybernetic-puppy
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
I think i'd spawn in a random den full of fuzzy blankets and plushie from indie projects. Throw in a infinite monster glitch and sour gummis and you have a perfect environment for a goober such as i
@billygoatguy3960
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
there is a sufficient amount of poop referenced in this video
@AskTurless
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
Only chumps use BCE
@GamingPomegranate
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
19:00 come on Mexico, come on Mexico….!!🤞
@marco48395
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
haha drinkin some Fomitopsis betulina tea while watching this XD
@LavenderSpell111
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
Feeling pretty down today, so it was really nice to hear that someone else shares my opinion that Doggerland must have been the best place on earth to live. Everytime I hear someone say "Doggerland" it feels a littlw magical.
@EloraBarber
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
I would spawn literally anywhere that had chili peppers. Capsaicin is known as a natural immunity booster and guess what? Turns out harmful bacteria and the like don't really like spicy food. And at the time, that would have been important
@WholesomeSkullMan-tl6xx
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
I feel like you should've included the basin in Africa where we first evolved
@nexgen6249
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
I wish i watched this video 22 years ago before spawning but I got bad RNG…my luck in gamba is shit from the start.
The game was rigged from very first moment.
@GAMER64T69420
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
/setworldspawn
@Finding_crystal
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
+ 50 hype points
@Frazzledragon
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
May I ask of you a darker background? The plain white is pretty harsh, when watching vids in the evening.
@StinkySeaGoat
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
I choose to spawn in my home county of Germany. The Germanic tribes fought off the Fucking Spartans, so I’m gucchi
@taregona
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
Why is it banned in Bulgaria tho :0
@kirkiarty
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
I wanna go baaaack
I mean, to paleolithic times ideally, not neolithic, but still
@schwarzertee7586
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
actually "A Moon" is typically not one night, but the time it takes the moon cycle. so 3 Months is not 100 moons but more like 3 moons.
@RinMuhovska
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
THE HELL YOU MEAN THE PLUSHIE IS BANNED IN BULGARIA! НЕ Е ЧЕСТНО!
@Xavier-i5i
September 22, 2026 at 4:13 am
Thank you chipmunk