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Matteo & Nick VS The Outdoors – Matteo Lane & Nick Smith – I Never Liked You 138

Matteo Lane | September 20, 2026



On this weeks episode, we discuss camping. We both know it would go horribly for both of them, but for some reason Nick thinks he is invincible and can last 6 months in the woods. ENJOY!!

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0:00 Intro
0:33 Nick’s first time camping
1:26 Has Matteo been camping?
3:42 Get us on The Amazing Race
4:14 Who would last longer camping?
12:12 How long can you go without a shower?
13:08 Nick’s Survival Guide
14:25 Bugs
16:19 No cell service
17:05 Do you know how to start a fire?
18:30 S’mores
18:43 Nick doesn’t like things on his fingers, but he’ll survive six months in a forest with his ragtag group of things he can’t use
21:44 Where does tree sap come from?
23:21 What are you wearing in the wilderness?
25:05 Who survives longer?
37:22 Nick watches Alien

Written by Matteo Lane

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  7. @haiwaffels

    September 20, 2026 at 12:22 am

    I don’t think Nick could survive a day walk up a mountain trail or endure if chipotle went out of business 😂 I can’t imagine him doing well with the flu 😅

  16. @JimaniGraphics

    September 20, 2026 at 12:22 am

    29:02 even though overall I really do like Matteo, but I really think that Nick is way more honest with what he does even though a lot of it is false confidence and to the point of it might kill him, but at least he’s honest about it. I’m not saying Matteo lies or anything, but being honest about talking to yourself and literally doing stories to yourself and or doing full on plays to yourself that’s not a bad thing to say that’s funny as heck. And if someone doesn’t like that, then I guess they’re not your friend.

  17. @JimaniGraphics

    September 20, 2026 at 12:22 am

    25:57 from what I remember about going camping when I was in grade school and high school and such they said that I think you could possibly get really sick if you eat or apply poison ivy and or implement it in insensitive areas like your eyes. But I do not think they can kill you at least not an average amount probably if you take a bunch of it they’ll probably make you so sick that the sickness will probably kill you off very slowly. But that would happen if only if you only had that to eat, and you intentionally ate it all of it. But I could be wrong on that.

  18. @JimaniGraphics

    September 20, 2026 at 12:22 am

    21:51 OK everything was Hella stupid but actually asking a real question like “where does that come from?“ That’s actually one of the smartest questions he’s asked throughout the whole time. Everything else he acted like he knew exactly what he’s doing. But once when you know that, you don’t know what you’re doing then you start becoming somebody who can learn. But still I love your show. Makes me laugh and I’m watching with my mom and we’re both laughing like crazy.

  28. @lg5152

    September 20, 2026 at 12:22 am

    Nick cannot be allowed to go anywhere that is a forest, or a boat or rapids boating or a drive in L.A. traffic etc.
    He cannot survive any of the above.

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