Why It Sucked to Be a Pirate
Yar Har fiddle dee dee, bein a pirate just blows dick to me
Intro and outro song:
“Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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@GrogCavemanson
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
Hardtack actually goes hard as a struggle meal if you got all purpose flour, some water and an oven, then you can snap it in half and eat it starting from the middle where its softer if youre eating it fresh out the oven, just made some for the first time and im eating it rn, could live on this and supplement with foraging for a while
@tntchannel6
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
still sucks tho
@mickbailey5561
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
You'd have vinegar ballsacks smells
@normaswann8992
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
I wish he'd fucking go bk to work. We could all use some more Sam O'nella in our lives. I mean, who's gonna "Hey" the "Kids" in the future?
@stiner2829
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
It would be cool to see Sam and Gray do a video together
@justtosurviveofficial
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
Masterpiece
@crazypills88
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
A bunch of homosexual homeless criminals is what they were 😂
@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
1:03 Clack Clack wait wrong history channel
@steampunkburrito
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
1:04 Clack clack
@BasicsOnEverything
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
Yar yee landlubbers arr tryna stop new recruits joining inta the prate life🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
@tranzorbital
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
2:33 what will we do with a dead sailor early in the morning!!!!!
@bmtisoy
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
Sam really doesn't want to be a pirate thats why he made "why it sucked to be a pirate"
@kingfloppa899
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
Never caught that disturbed reference until now
@Oldasscroissant
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
Dick rot😂😂
@Maya_the_absolute_siren
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
3:11 I guess your birthday gift is madness then.
@loganbltch
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
After some very light research the weevil filled hard tack seems like the better option nutritionally as long as you don’t mind the bugs
@JonathanSilva-hy6fq
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
I still wanna be a pirate
@MrChaosGames-sub
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
0:20
Swashbuckling
Corn chuckling
Wife cuckling
Cock suckling
@gary2smooth
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
Rotten dick jungles
@sparklepawz1185
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
1:40 Those landlubbers got soft hands. True sea dogs with salted and hooked hands be eatin them in the open, critters and all. For we fear nothin but a well armed galleon and the siren's song.
@circleas
August 12, 2026 at 2:46 pm
Genuinely did not realize until now that the line about being “disturbed” and alcoholism being “one sickness [he] could definitely get down with” was a reference to the Disturbed song named Down with the Sickness.
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